An Update on World Events

[jarrardi]

His name is David. He is known across the world as someone who can go and do whatever he wants whenever he wants. He's got more "contacts" than most people have numbers in their phone book. In a matter of months, he'll be actively inturmental in international deplomacy. We're all doomed. I'm going to start calling him David Bond.
In (presumably) unrelated news, David is getting married. In a matter of months. We're all doomed.