A brief insight into my daily conversations

Me
I might go to the supermarket and procure some fruit

Friend
LIke, steal?

Me
no, buy ... I  get an image of hiding apples in my bra

Friend
Hahah. Might help you look more impressive

Me
...gee thanks

Friend
Hehe, I didn't mean it like that.

Me
liar!

Friend
Size doesn't matter, as they say

Friend
I am using my girlfriends ( Read more... )