freestyle from the past
What's amazing is how Jeanette and I will use any occasion as an excuse to do fun things. Like when we went to Mexico for Israel Independence Day. We also went to San Diego for her birthday last semester (and also to Macaroni Grill, and also had a three-second Batman themed party in the bin room with a cookie cake that said "Happy Birthday Butthole" on it). And now I get to visit her in Texas for my birthday. I can't wait to harrass my little Mexican jumping bean once again. Day count: 10
Alright. And that concludes my life right now.
I also found this old freestyle that Anna Jackson wrote way way back in the stone ages (like, 2003ish), and it's definitely worthy of a repost.
yoyoyo. what, what. heah goez my freestylin skillz:
whud up to all my folks on the net.
i be lookin so hott, it makes yo butt sweat.
when i walk down the street, i see all the doods lookin.
but they don't know nothin bout the rhymes that i'm cookin.
(what, what)
you try to shut me up, you're jealous is the case.
but watch yoself fool, befo i whip out the mace. (all up in yo face)
i'll spray you down yo, and that's not a lie.
when you wake up in an alley, don't wonder why.
then i'll pee on your legs, and fart in your ear.
because i'm the japanihilator who dishes out fear.
(what, what)
my boyfriend petuh is cooler then fresh flowers.
i would even stare at his butt crack for 12 straight hours.
sometimes my hair screws up, and tries to go flat.
but then i put on my pimptastic hat.
i know it looks nice; because all the girls get jealous and the guys look twice.
right now i'm gonna bgirl all around my room.
cause i know how to break it down, i'll show the world real soon.
before i head out, i'll leave you with this:
anna j is the coolest chick ever, she even makes me *pee.
(what, what)
*edited for younger or homeschooled viewers.
Alright. And that concludes my life right now.
I also found this old freestyle that Anna Jackson wrote way way back in the stone ages (like, 2003ish), and it's definitely worthy of a repost.
yoyoyo. what, what. heah goez my freestylin skillz:
whud up to all my folks on the net.
i be lookin so hott, it makes yo butt sweat.
when i walk down the street, i see all the doods lookin.
but they don't know nothin bout the rhymes that i'm cookin.
(what, what)
you try to shut me up, you're jealous is the case.
but watch yoself fool, befo i whip out the mace. (all up in yo face)
i'll spray you down yo, and that's not a lie.
when you wake up in an alley, don't wonder why.
then i'll pee on your legs, and fart in your ear.
because i'm the japanihilator who dishes out fear.
(what, what)
my boyfriend petuh is cooler then fresh flowers.
i would even stare at his butt crack for 12 straight hours.
sometimes my hair screws up, and tries to go flat.
but then i put on my pimptastic hat.
i know it looks nice; because all the girls get jealous and the guys look twice.
right now i'm gonna bgirl all around my room.
cause i know how to break it down, i'll show the world real soon.
before i head out, i'll leave you with this:
anna j is the coolest chick ever, she even makes me *pee.
(what, what)
*edited for younger or homeschooled viewers.