roommate amazingness
One thing about dorm life is that you get to know people pretty well, and most of the time it's funny.
It's about time for a devotional post to my first-semester roommates, so I made up a game. It's called See How Well You Can Evaluate People Based On Just Pictures!
Here they are!
Contestant 1: Crystal McGrath [C-bass]
Contestant 2: Janine Roth [White Mama]
Contestant 3: Mary Leadbetter [Hairy Bedwetter]
Contestant 4: Katie Stoltzfus [Pootzfus]
Contestant 5: Me [Butthole Brooks]
....aaaaand Contestant 6:
Special guest The Mexican [Meanie Mendoza]
Which roomie...
1. ...was the sweetest.
2. ...was the boy magnet.
3. ...was the all-American church girl.
4. ...was the socialite.
5. ...was the sassiest.
6. ...was the weirdo.
7. ...bought some ridiculous gold boots for some reason unbeknownst to man.
8. ...played a lesbian in our college drama.
9. ...looked the same as a baby, except bald.
10. ...was made fun of for wearing dinosaur pajamas.
11. ...gives away her location to anyone within a half mile radius because of perpetual singing habits.
12. ...had at least two inches of crack exposed every time she bent down.
13. ...always said, "aw, you guys...I love you all so much...the Lord is so good..." before bed.
14. ...covertly applied deodorant every night in bed, but got caught and laughed at.
15. ...randomly decided to get her nose peirced and don a faux-hawk.
16. ...had the bathroom door slung open on them, and helpless with no other choice, smiled for the camera.
17. ...provoked another roommate to wrath, got chased outside the dorm, and had a bottle of water thrown down her back.
18. ...is previous mentioned roommate who was provoked to wrath.
19. ...pooted and seriously tried to blame it on her belt because she wasn't wearing any shoes to blame it on.
20. ...pooted a poot that sounded like our college director's voice.
21. ...poots three times in a row, each one descending in decimal and variating in sound.
22. ...tries to poot undercover at night.
23. ...always febreezed the room after a poot.
24. ...has a ginormous bee-hind.
25. ...changes her outfit at least five times every morning.
26. ...was walked in on while playing guitar and hardcore singing a song that went like, (duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh) "I-HATE-BOYS!!!!"
27. ...provoked another roommate to wrath, got chased to the dorms, tried so desperately to get in the room that she actually bent her dorm key, then was body slammed and given the fattest wedgie of her life.
28. ...is the previous mentioned roommate who was provoked to wrath.
29. ...listens to Christian ghetto rap.
30. ...spent six months at an orphanage in Haiti.
31. ...napped more times on my bunk and pooped more times in our toilet than her own.
Alright twirps, get out your correcting pens and find out your grade.
Crystal, Janine, Mary, Kadee, Haley. (And Jeanette who was with us in spirit, I'm sure.)
1. Crystal, by far, is the nicest person on planet earth.
2. That would probably be Kadee. She is babe-a-liscious. (Although, sadly, most of the roommates did have their fair share of admirers.)
3. Mary. Look at that face, she was doomed from the beginning.
4. Janine, our friendly friend.
5. Mexican. That girl always be pullin out boff her gunz.
6. me
7. Janine was the proud owner of the gold cowboy boots, until we made fun of her and she took them back.
8. Poor Crystal. Probably the least likely person to even be a lesbian.
9. Kadee, fo sho.
10. I am the one with the dino pj's.
11. Mary! She couldn't sneak up on a potted plant.
12. The Kadee Stoltzfus. Just say no to crack.
13. Crystal, who else? I miss her sweet lil voice.
14. Janine was the one with the phobia about sweating in her sleep.
15. Again, Janine. That girl is fearless.
16. Janine has a the picture of Mexican Jeanette sitting proudly on the white throne of justice.
17. Kadee was the provoker.
18. And Me was the provokee.
19. Janine. After looking down to check if she had on shoes, "...It was...my belt...?" I actually fell to the ground laughing with this one.
20. This one I actually can't say. I haven't gotten the okay to release the information, but just know that it's funny and good.
21. Jeanette. Like a mother alligator recognizes her baby's cry, I recognize my best friend's gas.
22. Haha, Kadee. A valient effort to keep it inconspicuous, though.
23. Mary. She was subject to many an outburst.
24. Janine had some serious junk in the trunk. I like it though.
25. Mary. You never knew what she'd end up in until she was out the door and down the road.
26. Crystal. It was understandable, because she had some pretty traumatic experiences.
27. Again, Kadee was the provoker.
28. And again, Me was the one provoked. She definitely felt the brunt of my aggression, and it was well deserved. I don't know how many times I ended up full on marathon running after that girl. And by that I mean twice.
29. Kadee is the one guilty of listening to ghetto rap.
30. Although, Janine has a little black in her too. Big lips, bubble butt, and the corn-rows in Haiti, the only thing that gave her away was her skin.
31. And last and definitely least (jk), Jeanette. Even though she never took her clown shoes off on my bed, and probably used up most of our tropical airfreshener...there isn't a better extra-roommie out there.
For a couple more pics, go to my great blog of fun.
It's about time for a devotional post to my first-semester roommates, so I made up a game. It's called See How Well You Can Evaluate People Based On Just Pictures!
Here they are!
Contestant 1: Crystal McGrath [C-bass]
Contestant 2: Janine Roth [White Mama]
Contestant 3: Mary Leadbetter [Hairy Bedwetter]
Contestant 4: Katie Stoltzfus [Pootzfus]
Contestant 5: Me [Butthole Brooks]
....aaaaand Contestant 6:
Special guest The Mexican [Meanie Mendoza]
Which roomie...
1. ...was the sweetest.
2. ...was the boy magnet.
3. ...was the all-American church girl.
4. ...was the socialite.
5. ...was the sassiest.
6. ...was the weirdo.
7. ...bought some ridiculous gold boots for some reason unbeknownst to man.
8. ...played a lesbian in our college drama.
9. ...looked the same as a baby, except bald.
10. ...was made fun of for wearing dinosaur pajamas.
11. ...gives away her location to anyone within a half mile radius because of perpetual singing habits.
12. ...had at least two inches of crack exposed every time she bent down.
13. ...always said, "aw, you guys...I love you all so much...the Lord is so good..." before bed.
14. ...covertly applied deodorant every night in bed, but got caught and laughed at.
15. ...randomly decided to get her nose peirced and don a faux-hawk.
16. ...had the bathroom door slung open on them, and helpless with no other choice, smiled for the camera.
17. ...provoked another roommate to wrath, got chased outside the dorm, and had a bottle of water thrown down her back.
18. ...is previous mentioned roommate who was provoked to wrath.
19. ...pooted and seriously tried to blame it on her belt because she wasn't wearing any shoes to blame it on.
20. ...pooted a poot that sounded like our college director's voice.
21. ...poots three times in a row, each one descending in decimal and variating in sound.
22. ...tries to poot undercover at night.
23. ...always febreezed the room after a poot.
24. ...has a ginormous bee-hind.
25. ...changes her outfit at least five times every morning.
26. ...was walked in on while playing guitar and hardcore singing a song that went like, (duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh) "I-HATE-BOYS!!!!"
27. ...provoked another roommate to wrath, got chased to the dorms, tried so desperately to get in the room that she actually bent her dorm key, then was body slammed and given the fattest wedgie of her life.
28. ...is the previous mentioned roommate who was provoked to wrath.
29. ...listens to Christian ghetto rap.
30. ...spent six months at an orphanage in Haiti.
31. ...napped more times on my bunk and pooped more times in our toilet than her own.
Alright twirps, get out your correcting pens and find out your grade.
Crystal, Janine, Mary, Kadee, Haley. (And Jeanette who was with us in spirit, I'm sure.)
1. Crystal, by far, is the nicest person on planet earth.
2. That would probably be Kadee. She is babe-a-liscious. (Although, sadly, most of the roommates did have their fair share of admirers.)
3. Mary. Look at that face, she was doomed from the beginning.
4. Janine, our friendly friend.
5. Mexican. That girl always be pullin out boff her gunz.
6. me
7. Janine was the proud owner of the gold cowboy boots, until we made fun of her and she took them back.
8. Poor Crystal. Probably the least likely person to even be a lesbian.
9. Kadee, fo sho.
10. I am the one with the dino pj's.
11. Mary! She couldn't sneak up on a potted plant.
12. The Kadee Stoltzfus. Just say no to crack.
13. Crystal, who else? I miss her sweet lil voice.
14. Janine was the one with the phobia about sweating in her sleep.
15. Again, Janine. That girl is fearless.
16. Janine has a the picture of Mexican Jeanette sitting proudly on the white throne of justice.
17. Kadee was the provoker.
18. And Me was the provokee.
19. Janine. After looking down to check if she had on shoes, "...It was...my belt...?" I actually fell to the ground laughing with this one.
20. This one I actually can't say. I haven't gotten the okay to release the information, but just know that it's funny and good.
21. Jeanette. Like a mother alligator recognizes her baby's cry, I recognize my best friend's gas.
22. Haha, Kadee. A valient effort to keep it inconspicuous, though.
23. Mary. She was subject to many an outburst.
24. Janine had some serious junk in the trunk. I like it though.
25. Mary. You never knew what she'd end up in until she was out the door and down the road.
26. Crystal. It was understandable, because she had some pretty traumatic experiences.
27. Again, Kadee was the provoker.
28. And again, Me was the one provoked. She definitely felt the brunt of my aggression, and it was well deserved. I don't know how many times I ended up full on marathon running after that girl. And by that I mean twice.
29. Kadee is the one guilty of listening to ghetto rap.
30. Although, Janine has a little black in her too. Big lips, bubble butt, and the corn-rows in Haiti, the only thing that gave her away was her skin.
31. And last and definitely least (jk), Jeanette. Even though she never took her clown shoes off on my bed, and probably used up most of our tropical airfreshener...there isn't a better extra-roommie out there.
For a couple more pics, go to my great blog of fun.