WHITE JAM - 彼氏できるソング [歌詞] / WHITE JAM - Kareshi Dekiru Song [Lyrics Translation]

[japaneserose]

Today, I'm revealing myself to be a JAMILY and translating the latest song by WHITE JAM! (*^ー^)ノ♪
Actually, they released it back in August during their concert tour, but the official video was out just two weeks ago! Here's a teaser in case you don't know the song and somehow ended up here:

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Isn't it so cute and happy!?! It makes me smile every time! 💗

Well, all right then, here goes - please note, however, that I am by no means fluent in Japanese and this is only a fan translation; it is also my first translation ever, so if there happen to be any mistakes, please forgive me!! I'll check this out again after 5 years or something and see how bad (or good!) it actually is, LOL. For now,
something is better than nothing, and since there is no available translation on the Internet at the time I write this, it will hopefully be useful.

Right then, here goes: (for real!)

WHITE JAM - 彼氏できるソング [歌詞] /
WHITE JAM - Kareshi Dekiru Song [Translation]

[SHIROSE]
おれと一週間だけ、付き合ってくれ！！
Will you go out with me for just a week??

彼氏できるソング… 彼氏できるソング…
A song to get a boyfriend... A song to get a boyfriend...

最高速のジェットコースターに
好きな人とジェットコースターにのると
Riding in the fastest roller coaster with my crush
両思いになれるらしい
It seems like this feeling of love will become mutual;
さぁ病みストーリーズやめて
Come on, enough with those Instagram stories filled with sickness and boredom!
僕と盛りまくろうぜ！
Come and have some fun with me!
恐怖心を共にする事で
なんか笑顔になれたりするよね
Sharing our fear, somehow makes us smile
この心の錯覚が勇気です 半端ねー
This daredevil courage in our hearts is an illusion
針千本飲ます
Keep your promise!

[NIKKI]
指切りげんまん嘘ついたら
一本マジ飲めよ （指切った）
'Cross my heart and hope to die'
守らない約束して 変な歌をきこう
After making a promise that won't be kept, let's listen to this strange song.

[SHIROSE (Chorus)]
彼氏できるソング
A song to get a boyfriend
恋が実る気がする
I feel like this love will bear fruit
最高速のジェットコースターにのったら
If we ride the fastest roller coaster
彼氏できるソング
A song to get a boyfriend
守らない約束
The promise that won't be kept
すぐにやぶった指切り
The instantly broken pinky promise
一本でいいから 針をのませて
Don't break it!

彼氏できるソング…
A song to get a boyfriend...

[GASHIMA]
Everything you wanted 二人分のチケット
Everything you wanted, tickets for two
まるで50回目の First kiss みたいで
Like the movie '50 First Dates';
止まらねぇ ジェットコースター乗り込んで
As we ride the non-stop roller coaster,
彼氏できるラップ 7ヶ条
Here are 7 rules in rap that will get you a boyfriend:

「彼氏が欲しい」とすぐ言わない
Don't say 'I want a boyfriend' right away,
いない人の悪口言わない
Don't badmouth people behind their backs,
出会って すぐエッチしない
Don't start acting inappropriate the moment you meet,
ヤった翌日、彼女ぶらない
When it comes to that, don't act like you're his girlfriend the next day,
アイコン盛りすぎ スワイプ
Swiping icons way too much,
人と話しながらスマホ見ない
Don't look down at your phone when talking to others,
「ありがとう」 言い忘れる
And forgetting to say 'thank you';
マジやべぇ 地雷女
You're seriously cool; girl, you're a bombshell!

[NIKKI]
一人きりでこんなゴミソングは
絶対きくなよ （指切った）
There's no way I can listen to this rubbish song by myself (pinky promise!)
イヤホン片方ずつして
ゴミ同士できこう
Sharing our earphones, it becomes possible

[SHIROSE (Chorus Repeat]
彼氏できるソング
A song to get a boyfriend
恋が実る気がする
I feel like this love will bear fruit
最高速のジェットコースターにのったら
If we ride the fastest roller coaster
彼氏できるソング
A song to get a boyfriend
守らない約束
The promise that won't be kept
すぐにやぶった指切り
The instantly broken pinky promise
一本でいいから 針をのませて
Don't break it!

彼氏できるソング…
A song to get a boyfriend...

しょうも無い夜を始めよう
Let's begin another boring, pointless night
いつもどおりの夜だから
Because it's just like every other night
指切った
Pinky promise!
僕と君にはきっと何も起こらないよ
Nothing is going to happen between us

おれともう一週間だけ、付き合ってくれ！！
Can you go out with me for another week??

[Alternate Chorus]
彼氏できるクリスマス
Having a boyfriend on Christmas
恋が実る気がする
I feel like this love will bear fruit
最高速のジェットコースターにのったら
If we ride the fastest roller coaster
彼氏できるソング
A song to get a boyfriend
守らない約束
The promise that won't be kept
すぐにやぶった指切り
The instantly broken pinky promise
一本でいいから 針をのませて
Don't break it!

彼氏できるソング…
A song to get a boyfriend...

できる できる 彼氏が できる
You can! You can! You can get a boyfriend!
できる できる 彼氏が できる
You can! You can! You can get a boyfriend!
できる できる 彼氏が できる
You can! You can! You can get a boyfriend!
できる できる 彼氏が できる
You can! You can! You can get a boyfriend!

彼氏できるクリスマス…
Having a boyfriend on Christmas...

END♡


And that's the end! Hope you liked it! 💖
Also, go and show this song some more love, share it with your friends, and I think WHITE JAM is touring again around Christmas, so look out for that! ^_^


image courtesy: fan video from TikTok
またね！♡