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[janxspirit]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Janxspirit!

1. Janxspirit can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
2. Janxspirit can live for up to a week without a head.
3. Janxspirit is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
4. Michelangelo finished his great statue of janxspirit in 1504, after eighteen months work.
5. Apples are covered with a thin layer of janxspirit!

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[eh_eh_ehh]

Oh come now, I'm sure if David or Simon gave it a go, you wouldn't mind ;) (*cough* I know I wouldn't *cough*)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eh_eh_ehh!

1. If you cut eh_eh_ehh in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
2. A eh_eh_ehhometer is used to measure eh_eh_ehh!
3. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of eh_eh_ehh.
4. The average duration of sexual intercourse for eh_eh_ehh is two minutes.
5. You should always open eh_eh_ehh at least an hour before drinking her!

[janxspirit]

You know me too well. *blush*

So the world's smallest mammal is 984 feet tall? You learn something new every day. :-)

[eh_eh_ehh]

Yeah, rather odd, those two. These people have never heard the phrase "contradiction in terms", I guess.

I now have illegal thoughts of being suckled. *bangs head against wall to get images out*

[janxspirit]

I have illegal thoughts of Robbie Coltrane molesting sexy little dentists at work - I can't understand why. ;-)))

Ford trivia

[janxspirit]

!. hits the nail on the head! LOL

Ford Prefect can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
Not only water, I think. Cheers!

10. Ford Prefect is worth his weight in gold - literally
That's probably true, he's such a featherweight. ;-)))))

[gnulfy]

Point 2 explains a lot. *g*

[janxspirit]

2. janxspirit can live for up to a week without a head.

Point 2 explains a lot. *g*

I knew I was missing something today at work... *eg*