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[janxspirit]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Janxspirit!

1. Janxspirit can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
2. Janxspirit can live for up to a week without a head.
3. Janxspirit is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
4. Michelangelo finished his great statue of janxspirit in 1504, after eighteen months work.
5. Apples are covered with a thin layer of janxspirit!
6. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by janxspirit.
7. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of janxspirit!
8. Janxspirit will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
9. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from janxspirit!
10. Janxspirit can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.

EEEEP! Anyone who tries to milk me gets eaten alive!! Stolen from our new girl busangane