Boredem Buster
How Jack and Ianto beat boredem on quiet days in the hub.
Big thanks to Kolo and Timeless-II from www.torchwoodforum.co.uk for helping me when i had writers block.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Kinky Stick Owed by TorchwoodForum, Property of Kolo.
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Little quiet today, too quiet for Jacks liking. His team where moping about doing nothing.
Owen was at his station, feet up on the desk watching a DVD.
Gwen was flicking through her wedding pictures and smiling and giggling at times.
Tosh was making note about the readings on the rift monitor.
Ianto, his perfect Ianto, was making coffee.
Jack was stood at the top of the stair near the boardroom. He liked to stand her because he could see what everyone was doing. In his eyes this wasn’t spying on his team, it was seeing what they were being paid to do, and looking round today, not much. But all jobs had slow days. This was one of the very few that they got with Torchwood.
Ianto looked at jack and smiled. Jack smiled back and Ianto Walked over and put a hand on Jack Shoulder.
‘What’s up?’
‘Nothing, just board is all’ said Jack.
Ianto tapped jack on the buttocks and took out his stopwatch ‘I’m sure we can cure that’
10 minutes later Ianto walked up the stairs and towards Jacks office carrying some files. He tapped on the door 3 times and heard jacks voice inviting him in.
As he walked in he put the files on the top of a filing cabinet and locked the office door. He made his way over to Jacks desk. He leant down and placed his lips on Jacks. Jack started to rise from his desk and put his hand at the nape of Ianto’s neck. Jacks hand slid down Ianto’s back and down to his buttocks. Ianto ran his hand through Jacks hair. Suddenly jack pulled away and went into his desk drawer. He pulled out what Ianto called his Kinky Stick. In actual fact it was a piece of wood from the first time Ianto and jack had gone “Weevil Hunting” in the woods.
‘Remember this?’ asked Jack a grin spreading across his face.
‘How could I forget’ said Ianto pulling jack back towards him, this time even closer.
There was a shout from somewhere in the hub. Half undressed, Jack grabbed his gun and Ianto did the same both running out the door.
They looked down and saw Owen lay on the floor of the hub..
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Gwen was stood over Owen, Laughing so much she was doubled over.
Toshiko was trying to stifle a laugh to talk.
‘Owen, Are you ok?’
Owen just shifted on the floor, rubbing his head.
Owen had been watch a film on his computer, at a particularly scary part of the film Owen had leaped backwards and fallen off his chair.
‘What the hell is going on?’ Shouted Jack running down the stairs.
Gwen looked up and saw Jack and Ianto at the foot of the stairs and laughed even more.
Owen pushed himself up onto his chair and sniggered at the sight of Jack and Ianto.
Toshiko looked round giggle.
Jack looked down at himself and looked at Ianto. Ianto had done the same and turned bright red.
Jacks shirt was unbuttoned and his zipper unzipped and his hair was a mess where Ianto had had his hands in it.
He looked at Ianto whose bare chest was showing with his tie still done up around his neck. His zipper was also undone and he was still holding the ‘Kinky Stick’ in his left hand.
Ianto turned crimson and started to button up his shirt. Jack just smiled at Tosh and made a flippant comment about her joining in and went back up the stairs, Ianto on his heels straightening his tie.
Ianto followed Jack back to his office. Jack turned smiling at Ianto.
‘You got dressed’ Jack said putting out his bottom lip in a fake upset look. ‘We’ll see if we cant solve that’ said Jack kicking the door shut and reaching for Ianto’s tie and pulling him towards him.
Down stairs Owen had turned off his film at was sat red faced and sulking in his chair. Gwen was still giggling to her self and Toshiko was closing down her computer.
There was a clash against Jacks office door.
Owen got up and grabbed his coat.
‘Drink anyone?’
‘Yes!’ Replied Tosh and Gwen in unison.
Jack watched then leave from his office and pulled Ianto down into his living quarters.