Conversations with a 3 year old....
(in the car going to town)
Z: Nana, where is Pa-Pa Zim?
me: he stayed at home
Z: why?
me: to work on the yard
Z: why?
me: to make the yard pretty
Z: why do you want the yard to be pretty?
me: because we as humans are superior and therefore we strive to be better than the next person.
Z: why are we human?
me: *thumps head on steering wheel*
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Z: Nana, can I play on your compooter?
me: no
Z: why?
me: there are no games on my computer
Z: oh. What are you doing on your compooter now?
me: playing a game.
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Z: did you buy this chair for me? (the new barstool)
Me: sure and I bought a second one for when you wear out the first one.
Z: this is my favorite chair.
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My favorite: "Papa Zim, I don't want the red firefuck." (*giggles* He still can't say "truck" correctly. ;) )
Jim: Well, make sure you don't pick up some lot lizard and if you do - be sure and take your antibotics.
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Last night we were standing next to Anna's car and looked inside of it. *gags* I don't have enough words to describe the filth. Jim said, "you need to pull it up to a trashdumpster and violate it." Anna couldn't even sit properly in the passenger side because of the junk, trash, etc. piled from the floorboard clear up to the seat. She had to sit Indian style. Egor made the comment about how she was home all day and could clean it out and I said to him, "are you working tomorrow?" "no" "there you go... now you have a project to do" After watching her struggle with 3 babies, there is no way in hell she can take the time to clean out that car... not unless she does it after 9pm when they are all asleep. I actually felt sorry for her. They certainly have their hands full with the boys. Zane being an infant, Zander being demanding and quite spoiled, and Zach... poor Zach just kind of gets left out and left to fend for himself.
He and I went to town this morning. Naturally he got just about anything that he wanted. ;) He's into "I need this" or "I want this" - no matter what it is! I didn't get him everything that he asked for, but he did get some snacks, fruit punch and a couple of toys.. ohyeah, and a pair of Spiderman house shoes. When we got home, I took him for a ride on the Rhino. He really enjoyed that! :) He had to go pee, so I let him do that in the field.... he pee'd on the tire. O_o
ok, gotta' go.... he's wound up and ready to go again.