Dolly Parton
I think Dolly was trying to speak to me or something yesterday... I don't know.
So yesterday morning I woke up and there was the E! true hollywood story on Dolly Parton, and since I had nowhere to be in the morning I watched the entire thing. Why? Not sure, it's not like I listen to a lot of her music or anything... I just felt like watching it. Something was drawing me in.
Then, in the evening there was a new episode of Gilmore Girls (favorite show ever), and Lorelai sang a Dolly Parton song during karaoke night. Coincidence?
And finally, as I was getting ready for bed I was checking my email and had my itunes was on shuffle, and the first thing it landed on was my only Dolly Parton song I have on there called "Travelin' Thru". Now there are 3,075 songs on my itunes and the likely hood that it would randomly choose the only Dolly song on my computer was just bizarre... or a strange coincidence maybe?
This is all because I know Dolly's secret. I know that she is not, in fact, a 65 year old country singer, but an extremely life like audio animatronic robot. The women doesn't look human, I'm telling you! Watching her story on TV, some stuff didn't add up. I'm just saying, in the next few years if headlining news reads something like "Dolly really a robot created by the country music station to fool their listeners!? Who Knew?" I can say, I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
So yesterday morning I woke up and there was the E! true hollywood story on Dolly Parton, and since I had nowhere to be in the morning I watched the entire thing. Why? Not sure, it's not like I listen to a lot of her music or anything... I just felt like watching it. Something was drawing me in.
Then, in the evening there was a new episode of Gilmore Girls (favorite show ever), and Lorelai sang a Dolly Parton song during karaoke night. Coincidence?
And finally, as I was getting ready for bed I was checking my email and had my itunes was on shuffle, and the first thing it landed on was my only Dolly Parton song I have on there called "Travelin' Thru". Now there are 3,075 songs on my itunes and the likely hood that it would randomly choose the only Dolly song on my computer was just bizarre... or a strange coincidence maybe?
This is all because I know Dolly's secret. I know that she is not, in fact, a 65 year old country singer, but an extremely life like audio animatronic robot. The women doesn't look human, I'm telling you! Watching her story on TV, some stuff didn't add up. I'm just saying, in the next few years if headlining news reads something like "Dolly really a robot created by the country music station to fool their listeners!? Who Knew?" I can say, I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!