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two more things to add that i forgot to put in the last entry:
i found a razr phone in central park yesterday and am working on getting it back to its owner. i'm such a GOOD samaritan. the owner of the cell phone...is a pervert. mmhmm. i looked at his text message inbox and found pictures! PICTURES. will be described later.
i am now chewing trident gum. it keeps me from eating everything else in sight. i found out yesterday that the xylitol they use instead of sugar has been found to cause diarreah. i have no diarreah. but am pooping very well!! every day and sometimes twice a day! that's good!
well, that's it.
i found a razr phone in central park yesterday and am working on getting it back to its owner. i'm such a GOOD samaritan. the owner of the cell phone...is a pervert. mmhmm. i looked at his text message inbox and found pictures! PICTURES. will be described later.
i am now chewing trident gum. it keeps me from eating everything else in sight. i found out yesterday that the xylitol they use instead of sugar has been found to cause diarreah. i have no diarreah. but am pooping very well!! every day and sometimes twice a day! that's good!
well, that's it.