the vampire porn 2x17 & 2x18 + spn 6x17 very quick review

Apr 16, 2011 17:31

Mostly because I had to catch up with the vampire porn and I watched all in a row and now I'm all like WTF. And I don't have time to do details.

Dear writers, THANKS FOR MAKING ME HAVING TEN HEART ATTACKS JUST IN EPISODE 18. WTF. I BOUGHT THAT BONNIE WAS TOAST AND WHENEVER MATT DAVIS WAS ON SCREEN I WAS LIKE GTFO ALARIC YOU STUPID IDIOTIC VAMPIRE.

Also WTF MATT AND CAROLINE'S MOM I DON'T LIKE IT.

Anyway: Stefan and Elena are too adorable to be real, Jeremy and Bonnie = I'm sold because they're too cute, Katherine I almost feel bad for you, Isobel I'm not gonna miss you, David Anders please hang around more. Also Tyler come back.

Also Damon is still my favorite ever. Between the dance, the swearing while shirtless, that whole genius ending scene in 18 where you almost bought that he had sacrificed Bonnie and pretty much everything else he did this round I was just making heart-shaped eyes at him. DAMON HOW SO AWESOME even while morally ambiguous. Also KLAUS GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ALARIC'S BODY. Also if the next four eps are a rollercoaster as this one I won't be alive when this season is over. *flail*

Also Jenna doesn't look like having many chances to survive this whole ordeal, but at least it's good that the two people still not clued in (Matt & Jenna) either know what's on or know that something's on. I'll be here shaking and waiting for the next episodes, quietly freaking out because if Alaric's done I'll be devastated.

Okay I'll just have to state that the more Balthazar is around the more I like him. I love the whole 'I unsank the Titanic just because I hate Celine Dion' thing lolol. Also it's good to know that at least someone in Heaven has Cas's back, really. Not that my con related Sebastian crush has nothing to do with it, noooo.

Anyway, short stuff first: Bobby = :((((((((((((((( FOREVER, Ellen being back and she and Bobby being married = AWWWWWWWWWW BUT THEN ;________________;, Sam and Dean being mostly baffled = lol (that scene with Blondie in the background was pure gold), Balthazar's sense of humor = please never change.

On to important things: YOU MAY HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH THAT OTHER ANGEL. THE ONE WEARING A TRENCH COAT AND WHO LOVES YOU.

IT'S SO CANON PEOPLE. HE LOVES THEM. OKAY MAYBE NOT IN THAT SENSE BUT HE DOES. AND HE WAS READY TO KILL 50000 PEOPLE AND FUCK HIS DESPERATE RESOURCE TO WIN THE WAR JUST BECAUSE OF SAM AND DEAN. OH MY GOD MY HEART CASTIEL MY LOVE FOR YOU COULDN'T BE BIGGER RIGHT NOW.

Okay seriously. It was just. CAS. You could see that he's grasping at straws and not above doing morally gray things in order to have freedom and win the stupid war and keep his friends safe. I'M TRYING TO KEEP THE ONES I HAVE. OH CASTIEL. That whole conversation with Atropos was made of complete win and I just loved how she called him out on every crappy thing he said and how obvious it was that he sucks ass at lying. Because he was lying most of his way through this but I kind of love that he's suffering over having to do things he doesn't want. And I'm totally not buying that the Titanic was Balthy being angry over a chick-flick -- obviously Cas had something to do with it as well. And I'm very curious about this deal with the 50000 souls - I doubt it's going to be likeable. BUT THE WAY MISHA ACTED OH GOD you could so see that he doesn't want to do it and that he's grasping at every straw he finds.

AND HE WANTED DEAN AND SAM TO REMEMBER THAT HE WILLED AWAY AN ENTIRE REALITY JUST TO SAVE THEM BECAUSE IN THE END HE CARES ABOUT THEM MORE THAN ABOUT ALL THE REST AW OMG MY HEART Castiel ;_________; [also whoever shot this episode did a great job - everyone looked so very pretty, lol] and when he was lying through his teeth at the end and he looked so sad -- oh dear CASTIEL. I sound like a broken record, sorry, but just thinking about it makes me want to hug him. And at some point during the talk with Atropos I think I might have let out a very sighing-girly-embarrassing 'OOOOOH ;___;', but thankfully no one heard me.

I like morally challenged characters who are also basically good people forced to do horrible things if it wasn't clear. Cas. CAS. CAAASSS. I just hope someone's giving him hugs off-screen or something. And really if it wasn't clear from my reaction I'm still totally shipping what I usually ship, but damn if I'm not loving this whole Cas and Balthazar being friends thing. I just like to think that there's someone working with Cas up there so that it doesn't leave Cas dealing with the entire thing on his own. Yeah right I have my priorities set straight. Also the use of the music was genius. Lolol Celine Dion, how much has it cost them to have that song anyway? *snort*

Anyway, that's so totally in my S6 top five. If the western ep delivers and the rest of this season is on par I'm totally sold and forgetting that Caged Heat ever happened, thanks so much. *is easy to please, probably* And now I'll quit it here because really, my basic reaction to this episode is 'OH MY GOD CASTIEL CASTIEL CASTIEL' in capslock. Now I'll go either writing or doing school stuff. I'd rather have the first but whatever.

For a short review it was rather long but whatever, I guess it's shorter than usual. Not that both of them are much coherent.

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