Team CTRL + ALT + CANC
1. Idk why but this round I found the whole thing particularly amusing. Starting from:
2. Hero!alt!Ben vs Creeper!Hot!Desmond = I lost it. Yeah, I just couldn't keep myself from laughing. Seriously? Like, seriously?
3. That said, I keep on liking alt!Ben, except that... really? Ben/Rousseau? REALLY? I just... it's so stupid that I can't even say shit about it. Except that it was good to see Mira Furlan again, but the rest... God. I don't know if I'm supposed to laugh or headdesk. (Two years ago I probably would've been enraged but I'm way past that point, lol.)
4. MILES/SAWYER = OH GOD SUCH AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE. YOU CAN BE MY DATE. <33333333333333
5. DESMOND AND SAYID WERE IN THE SAME CELL!! Is that bad that now I want to write them having sex while Kate lurks and is totally turned on?
6. Also Kate and Sayid being like 'pfff, whatever, sure' at crazy!Desmond in the van = LOL.
7. Ana Lucia = nice to see you!
8. LOL at Hurley arriving and being all best buddies with Desmond. Aw. Though I was hoping that Sayid would go with Desmond and would get to wear the little black dress.
9. Shephard family reunion was cute. <3333
10. Locke finally getting IT wasn't bad, either.
11. In conclusion, needs more Boone.
YES, WELL, I HADN'T SAID IT FOR A WHILE. ;)
Team crazy
12. Claire obviously wasn't around because she finally decided to get hold of some conditioner, right?
13. MILES! NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN TALKING SANE!
Please stay alive, thank you so much.
14. Richard burying Alex = ;________;. Richard with that scruff and looking finally sane = mmmmmm YES. Richard becoming smoke fodder = WHAT THE HOLY FUCK? If he's dead it's the lamest death ever. If he isn't... just... ah, well. Like, seriously, it's just not serious.
Whatever. No body, no one is dead. *repeats mantra for Frank too*
15. SOMEONE PLEASE ADDRESS FRANK, THANKS SO MUCH.
16. Augh, and then crazy!Ben returned and our truce ended. Whyyyy. I liked him better when he had three lines and didn't kill people at not-so-random just 'cause f!Locke says. Also, Alex dying was his fucking fault, so shut the fuck up. JFC. Either he has another plan like killing f!Locke or something and they want to give him redemption like that, or... I don't even want to know.
Conclusion: I miss Henry Gale.
17. I won't miss Widmore, but... yaaay. You build the character like this until here so that he seems vital to the plot and he goes like THIS? :/// Whaaatever.
18. I should say a lot of stuff about how this show sucks at treating women seeing how fake!Tina Fey was offed, but if I didn't say that I'm glad I won't have to see her face in the finale I'd lie. So. Eeeee. Whatever. Do not care anyway.
19. F!Locke = creep. Gimme used-to-be-Silas back. Plxkthanks.
Team sane?
20. AW AT JACK AND SAWYER HAVING A MOMEEEEEENTTTTT. <3333333333333333333333333333
21. Kate and Jack's dialogue at the beginning = lol-worthy.
22. So now Jacob switches age at random?
23. So. The whole explanation was lame-ish and nothing we didn't expect but... oh, fuck. I like Mark Pellegrino, therefore I can't exactly dislike Jacob, therefore I was quite glad to see his lovely face (especially since it wasn't getting decomposed *cough* *supernatural* *cough*). He clearly doesn't want mothers in his place because he already saw what happened with his, right? That was... idk if it was just stupid since Sun and Jin were parents to say one, or if it actually made sense, or whatever else, but... ah, well, who said I was searching for logic in this?
24. Jacob has obviously a thing for Jack. Or, Mark Pellegrino went to Misha Collins and got himself some lessons on how to do eyefucking because he and Jack were totally having a staring eyefuck contest. *cough*
25. Jack taking Jacob's place: WE'RE SO SURPRISED IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.
Which brings me to believe it won't last much, but if it becomes permanent... well, we've been saying it all along. :/
26. Also, has Desmond like climbed out of the well? O_o for a second I thought f!Locke was going to throw Ben in.
27. Also, now f!Locke wants to destroy the island? Well, if it goes like it went the last time someone said it, then we're all safe.
28. In conclusion: I don't have speculation of sorts because I just don't, and we'll see each other on Monday. OH GOD IT'S ALMOST OVER.
Despite my issues, I'm not sure how I feel about it. Ah well. We can do it?
Also, it might not seem so, but I actually liked it. Not at LOVING level, but in comparison with last week it felt much more coherent/solid.
Thar said, half of my FL linked this but it's too brilliant and so I'm doing that too. I swear, I didn't like Across The Sea, but I'd watch a spin off with these two.
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