the vampire pornography 1x04 I can't remember the title
Jesuschristonflatbread. IAN.
1. Duh, finally Stefan's/Damon's relative (I still didn't get if he's their newphew or what) HAS A ROLE! OMG! HE HAS A ROLE! *rolls eyes*
2. Uh, okay. Still not caring for Elena's brother/whatever her name is storyline. Also where's Matt? I missed him, duh.
3. The whole thing with the flowers is seriously lol-worthy.
4. I still don't find Elena too annoying. Awesome.
5. Okay, sincerely? I don't remember half of what happened already except for:
a) PLENTY NAKED!PRETTINESS.
b) His Prettiness getting stabbed in his heart and pulling the knife out just like that. He and Cas can have bonding sessions over getting stabbed there, even if with Cas it was his boyfriend and with Damon it ain't, but whatever, LOL anyway.
c) SOME GIRLS LIKE ME BECAUSE I CAN LISTEN TO TAYLOR SWIFT OR HOW THE HELL IT WAS ANYWAY? LOLOLOLOL DAMON MARRY ME.
d) AND WHEN HE SAID THESE BOOKS HAVE IT ALL WRONG PROBABLY MEANING TWILIGHT??? MARRY ME AGAIN.
Dammiiiiit. After THAT I neeeeeeedddd to write Dean/Damon. They'd bond over that too!!!
e) I like how evil he is. He's like so manipulative but he's got such class being a jerk, MM. Sincerely... Caroline m'dear, I envy you. Hell yes. Fine maybe I don't exactly envy you getting drained but... heee. *licks lips*
f) I didn't even get if this ep was less corny than usual. He so totally sold it omg. <33 I just love that you can see how much fun he's having. ♥ mm. Delicious. Just-delicious.
6. And since I didn't get it at all, the fuck was the business with the watch and the parents in the end? O_O I was totally too busy thinking other stuff *cough* and I totally missed the point.
7. Argh, so the jerk teacher iz dead for good? Pity, he was fun.
8. Er, I don't think I have much else to add. Except, PRETTINESS, MM.
It's awesome that while I don't give a damn about anything else but His Prettiness this thing gets me into squee mode like this. Anyway. *waits for lasamy and braces for SPN, for which I'm so excited that the reason I don't remember half of what was going on here is that I can't wait for it, lol.*
1. Duh, finally Stefan's/Damon's relative (I still didn't get if he's their newphew or what) HAS A ROLE! OMG! HE HAS A ROLE! *rolls eyes*
2. Uh, okay. Still not caring for Elena's brother/whatever her name is storyline. Also where's Matt? I missed him, duh.
3. The whole thing with the flowers is seriously lol-worthy.
4. I still don't find Elena too annoying. Awesome.
5. Okay, sincerely? I don't remember half of what happened already except for:
a) PLENTY NAKED!PRETTINESS.
b) His Prettiness getting stabbed in his heart and pulling the knife out just like that. He and Cas can have bonding sessions over getting stabbed there, even if with Cas it was his boyfriend and with Damon it ain't, but whatever, LOL anyway.
c) SOME GIRLS LIKE ME BECAUSE I CAN LISTEN TO TAYLOR SWIFT OR HOW THE HELL IT WAS ANYWAY? LOLOLOLOL DAMON MARRY ME.
d) AND WHEN HE SAID THESE BOOKS HAVE IT ALL WRONG PROBABLY MEANING TWILIGHT??? MARRY ME AGAIN.
Dammiiiiit. After THAT I neeeeeeedddd to write Dean/Damon. They'd bond over that too!!!
e) I like how evil he is. He's like so manipulative but he's got such class being a jerk, MM. Sincerely... Caroline m'dear, I envy you. Hell yes. Fine maybe I don't exactly envy you getting drained but... heee. *licks lips*
f) I didn't even get if this ep was less corny than usual. He so totally sold it omg. <33 I just love that you can see how much fun he's having. ♥ mm. Delicious. Just-delicious.
6. And since I didn't get it at all, the fuck was the business with the watch and the parents in the end? O_O I was totally too busy thinking other stuff *cough* and I totally missed the point.
7. Argh, so the jerk teacher iz dead for good? Pity, he was fun.
8. Er, I don't think I have much else to add. Except, PRETTINESS, MM.
It's awesome that while I don't give a damn about anything else but His Prettiness this thing gets me into squee mode like this. Anyway. *waits for lasamy and braces for SPN, for which I'm so excited that the reason I don't remember half of what was going on here is that I can't wait for it, lol.*