the vampire pornography 1x03 Friday Night Bites
I seriously am exercising a lot of force of will here, but as I said watching this after SPN would totally make my enjoyment waver. I'll be downloading Flashforward and watching it tomorrow. And doing separate entries because SPN needs its own one this week I think.
1. OMG.
FIRST SCENE = HIS PRETTINESS IS SHIRTLESS AND HE'S LIKE CASTIEL OMG. I MEAN PEOPLE HITTING HIM AND HIM BEING LIKE WHUT MADE OF MARBLE LOLOLOL.
I MEAN SLEEPING SHIRTLESS??? WHUT. I IS BRAIN DEAD.
THIS SHOW KIND OF WANTS ME TO KEEP ON WATCHING IT OMG.
2. Blaaaah. Elena's brother's storyline is sooo boring.
3. Paul Wesley is actually looking prettier this round. WTF. Totally not my type but at least. The leather jacket looks good.
4. Also, the guy playing Matt is still cute.
5. WHUT A VAMPIRE IN A FOOTBALL TEAM LOLWHUT?????? This show is so lol-some. SO MUCH. PW still looks too old to be in high school anyway.
6. LOL THE BITCH PROFESSOR BITCHING ABOUT WWII LOLOLOL. toestastegood will probably enjoy the shit out of it. LOL WAIT STEFAN/PROFESSOR BANTERING IS SO LOL.
7. All this football stuff is making me miss Friday Night Lights. BLAH. I need to catch up with it. AND LOL WHUT THE HISTORY TEACHER IS ALSO THE COACH LOLOLOLOL I MISS COACH TAYLOR THOUGH ;___;
8. OMG HIS PRETTINESS DRIVING THAT CAR WITH THE SUNGLASSES OH JESUSCRISTHONAFLATBREAD. *FLAILFLAIL* I'm a freaking hormonal storm.
9. The guy playing the bad guy is srsly uncapable of acting. I mean he plays it so obvious. And he's flat. Blaah.
10. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMY HIS PRETTINESS WITH HIS FEET PROPPED ON THE TABLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIIIST OON A FLATBREAD BEING THE DEAN TO STEFAN'S SAM AWWWW. AND THE SMALL SMILE. WELL NO OKAY HE WAS JOKING BUT STILL. And the way he said PERKY.
11. I seriously need to write Dean/Damon. It screams for it.
12. OMGLOL DAMON CRASHING THE DINNER. LO-OL. I'M HAVING A LAUGHING FIT.
13. Srsly the way His Prettiness smirks is like totally making me die.
14. Caroline you're so not tactful but like LOL. OMG LOL OPS. THIS SCENE IS TOTALLY THE SHIT LMFAO.
15. Aw, Elena's brother is broody. WHO CARES. Matt is still cute though.
16. Ian, do that thing with the glasses with me too, PLEASE. WAIT NO DO THE DISHWASHER WITH ME TOO PLZ.
17. ALSO YEAH I'D DO THE DISHES FOR YOU. I'LL DO ALL THE DISHES EVER FOR YOU BB. AND NO HE DOESN'T NEED TO GO AWAY. -NOD-
18. Eeeee, SEX! With the wrong one but whatever. Uh. Ops. Nope maybe he wasn't. Oh my fsm lololol. His Prettiness, plz visit my dreams too.
19. OMG LOL OKAY RE-DOING THAT STEFAN IS DEAN AND DAMON IS SAM NOW? IF THERE'S SOME HUMANITY LEFT IN HIM? LOL. Though Damon is the eldest so the comparison is half fucked up but still lol.
20. OPS. Uh, a LOT of ops. Stefan, your act is so not going to last much.
21. LOL. OH IAN. I SWEAR I CAN BE A SILENT PERSON. And does someone need to get hypnotized to kiss him? Because srsly.
22. Okay. I think I might actually want to ship Matt/Stefan. It's way less boring. XD
23. BECOME THE MONSTER THAT YOU PRETEND TO BE LOL CHEESY LINES FTW. HUMANITY AND CRAP LOLOLOL.
24. Oops. EVIL!IAN IZ AWESOME.
25. Phew, now that the girl is back to Elena's brother are they cutting this storyline?
26. His Prettiness, you're so delicious. So incredibly delicious. Inhuman as you like but DELICIOUS. Will you caress me while I sleep too? *cough*
27. In short, my hormones are in a storm. The show is still what it is but Ian is so good at that part. *sigh*
28. Okay, waiting for lasamy for SPN now. Expect another post about that + another one this afternoon because I need to make a normal one. Sorry for the spam in advance.
1. OMG.
FIRST SCENE = HIS PRETTINESS IS SHIRTLESS AND HE'S LIKE CASTIEL OMG. I MEAN PEOPLE HITTING HIM AND HIM BEING LIKE WHUT MADE OF MARBLE LOLOLOL.
I MEAN SLEEPING SHIRTLESS??? WHUT. I IS BRAIN DEAD.
THIS SHOW KIND OF WANTS ME TO KEEP ON WATCHING IT OMG.
2. Blaaaah. Elena's brother's storyline is sooo boring.
3. Paul Wesley is actually looking prettier this round. WTF. Totally not my type but at least. The leather jacket looks good.
4. Also, the guy playing Matt is still cute.
5. WHUT A VAMPIRE IN A FOOTBALL TEAM LOLWHUT?????? This show is so lol-some. SO MUCH. PW still looks too old to be in high school anyway.
6. LOL THE BITCH PROFESSOR BITCHING ABOUT WWII LOLOLOL. toestastegood will probably enjoy the shit out of it. LOL WAIT STEFAN/PROFESSOR BANTERING IS SO LOL.
7. All this football stuff is making me miss Friday Night Lights. BLAH. I need to catch up with it. AND LOL WHUT THE HISTORY TEACHER IS ALSO THE COACH LOLOLOLOL I MISS COACH TAYLOR THOUGH ;___;
8. OMG HIS PRETTINESS DRIVING THAT CAR WITH THE SUNGLASSES OH JESUSCRISTHONAFLATBREAD. *FLAILFLAIL* I'm a freaking hormonal storm.
9. The guy playing the bad guy is srsly uncapable of acting. I mean he plays it so obvious. And he's flat. Blaah.
10. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMY HIS PRETTINESS WITH HIS FEET PROPPED ON THE TABLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIIIST OON A FLATBREAD BEING THE DEAN TO STEFAN'S SAM AWWWW. AND THE SMALL SMILE. WELL NO OKAY HE WAS JOKING BUT STILL. And the way he said PERKY.
11. I seriously need to write Dean/Damon. It screams for it.
12. OMGLOL DAMON CRASHING THE DINNER. LO-OL. I'M HAVING A LAUGHING FIT.
13. Srsly the way His Prettiness smirks is like totally making me die.
14. Caroline you're so not tactful but like LOL. OMG LOL OPS. THIS SCENE IS TOTALLY THE SHIT LMFAO.
15. Aw, Elena's brother is broody. WHO CARES. Matt is still cute though.
16. Ian, do that thing with the glasses with me too, PLEASE. WAIT NO DO THE DISHWASHER WITH ME TOO PLZ.
17. ALSO YEAH I'D DO THE DISHES FOR YOU. I'LL DO ALL THE DISHES EVER FOR YOU BB. AND NO HE DOESN'T NEED TO GO AWAY. -NOD-
18. Eeeee, SEX! With the wrong one but whatever. Uh. Ops. Nope maybe he wasn't. Oh my fsm lololol. His Prettiness, plz visit my dreams too.
19. OMG LOL OKAY RE-DOING THAT STEFAN IS DEAN AND DAMON IS SAM NOW? IF THERE'S SOME HUMANITY LEFT IN HIM? LOL. Though Damon is the eldest so the comparison is half fucked up but still lol.
20. OPS. Uh, a LOT of ops. Stefan, your act is so not going to last much.
21. LOL. OH IAN. I SWEAR I CAN BE A SILENT PERSON. And does someone need to get hypnotized to kiss him? Because srsly.
22. Okay. I think I might actually want to ship Matt/Stefan. It's way less boring. XD
23. BECOME THE MONSTER THAT YOU PRETEND TO BE LOL CHEESY LINES FTW. HUMANITY AND CRAP LOLOLOL.
24. Oops. EVIL!IAN IZ AWESOME.
25. Phew, now that the girl is back to Elena's brother are they cutting this storyline?
26. His Prettiness, you're so delicious. So incredibly delicious. Inhuman as you like but DELICIOUS. Will you caress me while I sleep too? *cough*
27. In short, my hormones are in a storm. The show is still what it is but Ian is so good at that part. *sigh*
28. Okay, waiting for lasamy for SPN now. Expect another post about that + another one this afternoon because I need to make a normal one. Sorry for the spam in advance.