The random post + Italian TV is so made of fail that I just want to laugh.

[janie_tangerine]

1) So I'm finally under antibiotics and of course the one I'm taking has the side effect of leaving a total sour taste in my mouth all day unless I'm eating. *sigh*

2) Seriously, most stupid thing I've heard since this country's PM's jokes on Barack Obama.

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[janie_tangerine]

I've read some Twilight excerpts and I swear, when I wrote my Mary Sue at 12 years old I was better. Apart from dazzling and sparkling vampires (dazzle? SPARKLE???), when even Robert Pattinson there says he felt uncomfortable reading the book because it was the writer's sexual fantasies on paper, there you have it. Bad fanfiction getting published and I seriously, seriously can't stand bad prose. If something is badly written I can't read it even to laugh at it and if I want to read fanfiction I know where to get it. And what, punk/gothic vampires? Interesting! Maybe that'd be more interesting than your usual vampire book. The only vampire book I liked was Salem's Lot by King and the vampire wasn't good looking and killed without remorse. ;)

Well, see, we have the wrong date. We are still in the Dark Ages, not in 2006! Seriously, that thing pissed me off. It was even midnight, not even prime time! Not that they'd have aired BBM in prime time. And seriously AGREED. That kiss the the pivotal scene of the movie, without it the rest would feel WTF? or something. And that was a HOT kiss indeed, anyway. ;)

[falafel_musings]

And what, punk/gothic vampires? Interesting! Maybe that'd be more interesting than your usual vampire book.

Yeah, they are! I read Poppy Zs gothic horror novels when I was about 16. 'Lost Souls' is a story set in New Orleans about gay vampires who listen to Tom Waits, love sugery food and drink chartreuse to make their eyes glow green. Like all vampire stories the prose was dreamy and it was all about sexual fantasy, but it was more like good slash fic than bad Mary Sue fic!

*mmm* Enjoying your icon...

[janie_tangerine]

... okay, I need to read that. Because gay vampires who listen to Tom Waits? That puts any 'original' vampire plot I ever read to shame. And if it was like good slash fic I'm all fine with that.