fml. prt 2

[janevain11]

I am honest to god having the WORST DAY EVER..
I dont even know why!!!

FUCK MY LIFE!!!!
ugh.

and its over the STUPIDEST SHIT EVER!!!!!
right? Like.. wtf?! Right?!?!??!

AN IMPROPERLY COOKED EGG
OLD HASHBROWNS
MISSING CLASSES
LONG NAPS OF INSANITY
COWORKERS FORGETTING THEIR KEYS
CELLPHONE COMPANIES CALLING YOU BECAUSE YOU OWE TOO MUCH FUCKING MONEY
LOSING YOUR DEBIT CARD AND NOT HAVING TIME OR WANTING TO USE THE EFFORT TO GET ONE
TONGUE BARBELLS THAT ARE TOO FUCKING LONG AND ARE SCRATCHING YOUR MOUTH

fml.