Doctor Who + pirates = yay!

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Ahoy, me hearties! Our ship is quiet today; the ship's monkey was restless here in port and scampered off to spend some time on a "real" boat with her grandmother and her salty dog of a step-grandfather. The old dam' tells me she has lost another tooth (she really needs to stop brawling in pubs).

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"

Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything,
we'll just tell you ..."

Larry: "We don't do ( Read more... )

Arr, the piratey-ness of this crew of sclawags do put wind in my sails on this damnably becalmed day. Alas, me hearties, I've had no cause today to speak like the scurvy dog me poor dear mother always did say I be. The only port on the charts is one unsociable to buccaneers and their ilk, and we must needs be acting like _gentlemen_ in these ( Read more... )