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Hello my dolls :-*
Apparently my incredible amount of sexiness made it so that the new high tech futuristic voting machines that the vampire Katharine Harris helped to develop, that secretly disposes of the crippled by sucking them into the machine as a source of energy (it saves on electricity, I have heard), did not work properly at the Democratic primary Tuesday night. :( For some reason, I am not surprised.
But as it stands, I am trailing in winning the Democratic nomination. This is somewhat depressing, but I was not impressed with the dancing skills of the majority of Florida's residents at my hot dance party a few months ago, so I am not too upset about it. I was wary about being a governor of a state where the people can't dance without breaking a hip or going into cardiac arrest, often at the same time.
However I know I am trailing mainly because of all the old ladies who voted against me sheerly out of pure jealousy of my looks and firm watermelon of an ass. Sad, but true.
Personally, I thought I was too hot to be governor of Florida anyway. :-*
Apparently my incredible amount of sexiness made it so that the new high tech futuristic voting machines that the vampire Katharine Harris helped to develop, that secretly disposes of the crippled by sucking them into the machine as a source of energy (it saves on electricity, I have heard), did not work properly at the Democratic primary Tuesday night. :( For some reason, I am not surprised.
But as it stands, I am trailing in winning the Democratic nomination. This is somewhat depressing, but I was not impressed with the dancing skills of the majority of Florida's residents at my hot dance party a few months ago, so I am not too upset about it. I was wary about being a governor of a state where the people can't dance without breaking a hip or going into cardiac arrest, often at the same time.
However I know I am trailing mainly because of all the old ladies who voted against me sheerly out of pure jealousy of my looks and firm watermelon of an ass. Sad, but true.
Personally, I thought I was too hot to be governor of Florida anyway. :-*