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Hello I was secretly at the VMAs tonight, I showed up incognito disguised as the surviving member of Milli Vanilli, because I knew that wouldn't draw attention to myself, except for people possibly mistaking me for a homeless beggar and tossing me money.
Christina Aguilera stole the outfit I was going to wear though :(
I was also in the mosh pit and I groped Shakira as she was crowdsurfing. I saw an extreme sense of pleasure pass over face after I did so. :-*
I am now off to go do naked things at various after-parties, and give multiple underage popstars numerous alcoholic beverages just because I can.
Christina Aguilera stole the outfit I was going to wear though :(
I was also in the mosh pit and I groped Shakira as she was crowdsurfing. I saw an extreme sense of pleasure pass over face after I did so. :-*
I am now off to go do naked things at various after-parties, and give multiple underage popstars numerous alcoholic beverages just because I can.