Inappropriate

Aug 27, 2006 14:18

Yesterday, a coworker of mine had a party/ bbq. My friend and I showed up around three. We slowly drank beer and mingled. Around, six or so I'd say, the flip cup started. This was my first time to play flip cup and I kicked so much ass.

As the last of the games were winding down, one male coworker was talking shit or something (I don't really remember). All I remember is thinking "I will completely catch him off guard if I just open-handed-ly tap his balls." So I did.

I proceeded to molest all my male coworkers at the party this way. No harm, no foul. It's not the first time of been the source of embarrassment/entertainment for coworkers in non-work settings.

In my defense, it was pretty much dark when the ball slappage started, so I'm guessing it was about 8:30 which means I had been drinking for 5.5 hours.
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