there is no better way to scream pedifile

Mar 12, 2004 08:18

Today I went to the mall (then to baskin robins later) with Tina and the funniest thing happened. We were walking through Ontario Mills and some creepy older (25+) guy approaches us saying "heyy". We, of course, pretended not to hear where upon he repeats himself.. several times.. with a "I said HEY!!!!"
CREEPY BASTARD

So we go into a store and I said (verbatum) "What a creepy FREAK!" Only to have Tina hit me and to turn virtually into "creepy freak". Nice huh?

At this point I'm verrry scared.. tina's retreating to the back (assuming I would follow) but I didn't want to piss him off further and if he would follow us into an entirely women's store, what would prevent him from following us further into the store?

I had also noticed he was ummm.. let's just say he's smoked a joint or two too many. Thus, after he asked my name and where I was from, I said very innocently "umm.. I'm sorry but I think you're way to old for me.. I'm only 12."
It took everything not to laugh but I managed to keep a straight face.
He looked kind of confused, shocked and embarrased.. all at once and said, " you're only 12? ohhh.. ummm... *he exits*

Tina came back busting up because all she had heard was a very loud "YOU'RE ONLY 12?!"

sweet.. all in a days worth
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