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I just bought new curduroy pants and everytime I walk, they make a swishy sound. Hoo-hoo! Every chapter of my life is a different episode of Seinfeld. My life is complete.
Christin came in town this week. Chris Gaygee took us out for iced cream. People always talk about how you're supposed to be broke when you're in college... but I never spend a DIME! I'm really racking up. We went to Soul Kitchen the next night with Justin, Christin, and Matt A. I don't know why I keep going back there. I hate that place. A lot of Sigma Chis were there, including my big brother. This means I could get all the free beer I wanted...ah, the joys of being a little sister. So needless to say, I drank. A LOT. of water. Yep, I went to the bar and asked for water. What do you think I am? stupid? I'm not 21 yet. I can't drink! I made a new rule for myself, actually. I'm not going to drink the week of meets. I know SHCC is a total joke, but it's still important to me. Turning down a drink is easier said than done, though. Well, it's easy; I hate beerpiss. But people are really persistent when they want you to drink. It gets old. And I realized my "I run cross-country" excuse wasn't going to work when someone pointed out that one of my teammates was the loud one in the corner playing beer pong. Good old-fashioned peer pressure. I never knew ye. I'd rather have a good old-fashioned colonial raping. But eventually Matt & Christin started walking home and later Justin and I drove past and picked them like the filthy vagrants they are. I got back to my room at 4am. Practice at 6. What the hell is wrong with me?
I AM GAY !HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LIKE OTHER GIRLSSSS TEEHEEEEEE. IF U R A GIRL. PLZ PLZ PLZ DO ME AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
(Thank you, Mr. Logan S. Donaldson.)
I'm in the Cool Room. I just walked into the bed post. But nobody saw me. Do I still lose cool points? I guess it's like one of those "If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it, does it still make a sound?" or "If you kiss 20 guys in your first month of college but you don't know any of their names, does that make you a slut?" Marinate on that fo a lil while.
Christin came in town this week. Chris Gaygee took us out for iced cream. People always talk about how you're supposed to be broke when you're in college... but I never spend a DIME! I'm really racking up. We went to Soul Kitchen the next night with Justin, Christin, and Matt A. I don't know why I keep going back there. I hate that place. A lot of Sigma Chis were there, including my big brother. This means I could get all the free beer I wanted...ah, the joys of being a little sister. So needless to say, I drank. A LOT. of water. Yep, I went to the bar and asked for water. What do you think I am? stupid? I'm not 21 yet. I can't drink! I made a new rule for myself, actually. I'm not going to drink the week of meets. I know SHCC is a total joke, but it's still important to me. Turning down a drink is easier said than done, though. Well, it's easy; I hate beerpiss. But people are really persistent when they want you to drink. It gets old. And I realized my "I run cross-country" excuse wasn't going to work when someone pointed out that one of my teammates was the loud one in the corner playing beer pong. Good old-fashioned peer pressure. I never knew ye. I'd rather have a good old-fashioned colonial raping. But eventually Matt & Christin started walking home and later Justin and I drove past and picked them like the filthy vagrants they are. I got back to my room at 4am. Practice at 6. What the hell is wrong with me?
I AM GAY !HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LIKE OTHER GIRLSSSS TEEHEEEEEE. IF U R A GIRL. PLZ PLZ PLZ DO ME AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
(Thank you, Mr. Logan S. Donaldson.)
I'm in the Cool Room. I just walked into the bed post. But nobody saw me. Do I still lose cool points? I guess it's like one of those "If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it, does it still make a sound?" or "If you kiss 20 guys in your first month of college but you don't know any of their names, does that make you a slut?" Marinate on that fo a lil while.