"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
Yesterday I received an "OFFICIAL COURT BUSINESS JURY SUMMONS" letter. Are you kidding me? I know people in their 70's who haven't been summoned for jury duty! Random thought: the word "summon" sounds so ominous. Like, they are some kind of cult and are calling me to be their sacrifice. I guess it will be interesting. At least I'll get paid for it. But seriously, I have a bad case of A.D.D, how on earth am I going to be able to pay attention in such a boring situation? Oh well, it will make for some good journal entries, eh?