"You know what I need? Somebody who can come and li-li-lick the clit."
I've never been more sexually frustrated in my life. Holy.Moly. I can't even remember the last time I got any. Seriously. What does a girl gotta' do to get laid around here? >:O Danielle, your ass better put out when I get to Maryland. I didn't pay $250 and travel 800 miles for nothing! (Just kidding Wade) ... I swear, I went pee earlier, and found a dust bunny in the toilet when I went to flush. WTFISUPWITDAT?!
Whatev. I've been cranking livejournal layouts out of my ass to distract me from my non-existent sex life. I made myself a new one, and made 3 others just because. No you aren't seeing things, my layout is of Kelly Clarkson -- the FIRST (and best, so far) American Idol. I'm going to make a community to post my layouts in, some day, and it's going to be open to my friends only. Because you guys are "leeto burrito".
Continuing on to my next subject;
Boo (my black cat) and myself have become an elite crime fighting team. The suspects -- ants. spiders, and centipedes. Oh yes. Fear us and our TISSUE OF DEATH! Our strategy is this;
When Boo finds a bug of sorts, she meows and keeps it at bay until I come and squish it! PWNED!
I'm telling you, we're a match made in Heaven. It's beautiful.
Whatev. I've been cranking livejournal layouts out of my ass to distract me from my non-existent sex life. I made myself a new one, and made 3 others just because. No you aren't seeing things, my layout is of Kelly Clarkson -- the FIRST (and best, so far) American Idol. I'm going to make a community to post my layouts in, some day, and it's going to be open to my friends only. Because you guys are "leeto burrito".
Continuing on to my next subject;
Boo (my black cat) and myself have become an elite crime fighting team. The suspects -- ants. spiders, and centipedes. Oh yes. Fear us and our TISSUE OF DEATH! Our strategy is this;
When Boo finds a bug of sorts, she meows and keeps it at bay until I come and squish it! PWNED!
I'm telling you, we're a match made in Heaven. It's beautiful.