Texts from last night (or the last 10 minutes)
Paul: I know they say the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But not with me, it's through back rubs! (I've also heard the fastest way is straight through his chest with a sharp object, and I sometimes believe that to be true as well.) :-) LOL
Jamie: You could always shove the sharp object up through the stomach into the heart. That way you don't have to breach the ribcage. More likely to work the first time.
Jamie: Hence faster ;-)
Paul: I have an ex that I wouldn't mind if it took more than one attempt. :-)
Jamie: You could always shove the sharp object up through the stomach into the heart. That way you don't have to breach the ribcage. More likely to work the first time.
Jamie: Hence faster ;-)
Paul: I have an ex that I wouldn't mind if it took more than one attempt. :-)