The GOP wants the IRS to audit abortions.

Doctors: For $5000, Newt Gingrich has an award for you!

"Friedman's just another word for nothing left to lose."

If I'm still in Texas come 2006, I'll probably vote for Kinky Friedman. He couldn't be more offensive than Perry and I know he has a better sense of humor.

And as Kinky himself tells us, "God helps those who helps the Kinkster,"