Funny things I heard today

Jun 24, 2005 17:48

10) "Olech, you so look like Kane (the wrestler), I mean look at the shape your head, its all fucked up like that" - A conversation betweent jeremy, myself, snoop and butters

9) "Snoop, one punch to your sternum will kill you you skinny bastard' - A conversation betweent jeremy, myself, snoop and butters

8) "word of advice never eat 2 burrittos, apeanut butter sand which, and a slice of pizza before bed." "Thats self explanatory man, you sealed your fate with that" - Snoops adivce to Me as he is hurtling towards the bathroom

7) How many fucking holes does it realy take to hang up a bunch of towel hooks" - Olechs response to the line of missed holes in our bathroom from my drilling

6) you got Burned!!!!

5) she was like fucking a purse" -Olech explaining his last sexual encounter

4) Virgins are fairytale creatures like leprachauns and the easter bunny" -Olechs take on a pure woman

3) you so eat like a fat kid

2) Snoop, you are one harry bastard. Looks like your still wearing a kasmir sweater when your t shirts off

1) ooh, look at those boobies!!! - A random sentence over heard from the bathroom as snoop was googling over a wizard magazine
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