50 Things I Learned From Broadway Shows
(*snagged from someone's Multiply)
1. It sucks to be me.
2. The only thing to do, really, is jump over the moon.
3. They both reached for the gun.
4. They're called Bui Doi.
5. It's all about popular.
6. Black is this year's pink.
7. The internet is for porn.
8. Everyone's a little bit racist.
9. 525,600 minutes = one year.
10. Hakuna Matata is such a wonderful phrase.
11. When you've got it, flaunt it.
12. Don't be the bunny.
13. The Phantom of the Opera is inside my mind.
14. Schadenfreude = Happiness at the misfortune of others.
15. Happiness is two kinds of ice cream.
16. Everything is RENT.
17. It's a privilege to pee.
18. Dress has always been my strongest suit.
19. There's a grief that can't be spoken, there's a pain goes on and on.
20. You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews.
21. Love is my legs.
22. The leading cause of death in Oklahoma, is Melanoma.
23. She's got cooties.
24. You can't stop the beat.
25. There is no future, and there is no past.
26. The sun will come out tomorrow.
27. The hills are alive with the sound of music.
28. Children will listen.
29. A funny thing happened on the way to the forum.
30. You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love.
31. He had it coming!
32. If you rearrange the letters in the word unemployed, it spells opportunity.
33. Not all monsters are related.
34. Without love, life's like making out with Perry Como.
35. If you want something, you have to find a better class.
36. There's more to see than can ever be seen, and more to do than can ever be done.
37. In Cyberland, they only drink Diet Coke.
38. There's no day but today.
39. When you're living in America at the end of the millennium, you're what you own.
40. Everything's free in America.
41. There are other fishies in the sea.
42. Celebrated heads of state or especially great communicators did NOT have brains or knowledge, they were popular!
43. Anything you can do, I can do better.
44. A little fall of rain can hardly hurt me now.
45. Love changes everything.
46. Happiness is two kinds of ice cream.
47. Life is a cabaret.
48. They're just shoes, you have to let it go.
49. Broadway is a very special place filled with very special people.
50. There's no business like showbusiness.
1. It sucks to be me.
2. The only thing to do, really, is jump over the moon.
3. They both reached for the gun.
4. They're called Bui Doi.
5. It's all about popular.
6. Black is this year's pink.
7. The internet is for porn.
8. Everyone's a little bit racist.
9. 525,600 minutes = one year.
10. Hakuna Matata is such a wonderful phrase.
11. When you've got it, flaunt it.
12. Don't be the bunny.
13. The Phantom of the Opera is inside my mind.
14. Schadenfreude = Happiness at the misfortune of others.
15. Happiness is two kinds of ice cream.
16. Everything is RENT.
17. It's a privilege to pee.
18. Dress has always been my strongest suit.
19. There's a grief that can't be spoken, there's a pain goes on and on.
20. You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews.
21. Love is my legs.
22. The leading cause of death in Oklahoma, is Melanoma.
23. She's got cooties.
24. You can't stop the beat.
25. There is no future, and there is no past.
26. The sun will come out tomorrow.
27. The hills are alive with the sound of music.
28. Children will listen.
29. A funny thing happened on the way to the forum.
30. You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love.
31. He had it coming!
32. If you rearrange the letters in the word unemployed, it spells opportunity.
33. Not all monsters are related.
34. Without love, life's like making out with Perry Como.
35. If you want something, you have to find a better class.
36. There's more to see than can ever be seen, and more to do than can ever be done.
37. In Cyberland, they only drink Diet Coke.
38. There's no day but today.
39. When you're living in America at the end of the millennium, you're what you own.
40. Everything's free in America.
41. There are other fishies in the sea.
42. Celebrated heads of state or especially great communicators did NOT have brains or knowledge, they were popular!
43. Anything you can do, I can do better.
44. A little fall of rain can hardly hurt me now.
45. Love changes everything.
46. Happiness is two kinds of ice cream.
47. Life is a cabaret.
48. They're just shoes, you have to let it go.
49. Broadway is a very special place filled with very special people.
50. There's no business like showbusiness.