Conversations in a movie theater, part XXX
Since this is the XXXth installment, I feel like these should be naughtier conversations. Oh well, soul-destroying will have to do.
Conversation #60
Customer: (after being handed her ticket stub) Now with these, can I watch any show after this one is done, or do I have to pay again?
Conversation #61
(Customer is standing in front of the ice cream, looking at a sign which advertises "Great Shakes!" among other things)
Customer: So, what kind of shake is your Great Shake?
Dan: Um, any flavor of ice cream you want.
Customer: So any kind can be a Great Shake?
Conversation #62
Me: (handing customer his hot dog and French fries) Trays are over there, and all the condiments are at the end of the counter.
Customer: Are the sauces down there too?
Oh, and mind-bogglingly enough, I had another (non-foreign) customer who claimed to have never heard of icing.
Apparently 2009 is a good year for these. Or a very, very bad year.