Eurovision 2018: Croatia
Appearances: 23
Wins: 0
Selection method: Internal selection
Vote: They teased the nation with the idea that they may have a choice and then went internal
Winner: Franka
Song: Crazy
Croatia is known for sending rubbish to Eurovision and in that sense they have not disappointed, which in itself is disappointing. This cannot be even saved by a good performance. This will languish at eh bottom of the semis and be the song that people skip on the CD… If people still buy CDs
Franka tries to bring together Lady Gaga, Rihanna, and Amy Winehouse, which this song does accurately by combining all the bad bits of all these artists. Maybe this song was written with the intention of it being a perfume commercial, because it is never going to sell any units.
Wikipedia reports that Franka is in a relationship with soccer player Vedran Ćorluka, which must be difficult seeing he plays in Moscow. Anyway Vedran’s birthday is the 5th of February which is the same date as Cristiano Ronaldo who is Portuguese and Eurovision is in Portugal so maybe it is fate, maybe the stars are lining up and this will be a shock win… a huge shock. Freaking Massive….
Croatia excels at sending crap to Eurovision which it has done since their first Eurovision back in 1993. Some of the outfits back then were extraordinary.
Wins: 0
Selection method: Internal selection
Vote: They teased the nation with the idea that they may have a choice and then went internal
Winner: Franka
Song: Crazy
Click to viewCroatia is known for sending rubbish to Eurovision and in that sense they have not disappointed, which in itself is disappointing. This cannot be even saved by a good performance. This will languish at eh bottom of the semis and be the song that people skip on the CD… If people still buy CDs
Franka tries to bring together Lady Gaga, Rihanna, and Amy Winehouse, which this song does accurately by combining all the bad bits of all these artists. Maybe this song was written with the intention of it being a perfume commercial, because it is never going to sell any units.
Wikipedia reports that Franka is in a relationship with soccer player Vedran Ćorluka, which must be difficult seeing he plays in Moscow. Anyway Vedran’s birthday is the 5th of February which is the same date as Cristiano Ronaldo who is Portuguese and Eurovision is in Portugal so maybe it is fate, maybe the stars are lining up and this will be a shock win… a huge shock. Freaking Massive….
Croatia excels at sending crap to Eurovision which it has done since their first Eurovision back in 1993. Some of the outfits back then were extraordinary.