Eurovision Grand Final
So again this has spoilers for those who have not watch the prime time semi's on SBS.
- Belgium Laura Tesoro
- Czech Republic Gabriela Gunčíková
- The Netherlands Douwe Bob
- Azerbaijan Samra
- Hungary Freddie
- Italy Francesca Michielin
- Israel Hovi Star
- Bulgaria Poli Genova
- Sweden Frans
- Germany Jamie-Lee
- France Amir
- Poland Michał Szpak
- Australia Dami Im
- Cyprus Minus One
- Serbia Sanja Vučić ZAA
- Lithuania Donny Montell
- Croatia Nina Kraljić
- Russia Sergey Lazarev
- Spain Barei
- Latvia Justs
- Ukraine Jamala
- Malta Ira Losco
- Georgia Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz
- Austria ZOË
- United Kingdom Joe & Jake
- Armenia Iveta Mukuchyan
What's The Pressure
This is a great song to start the night with. pity it wont translate to votes. The performance makes the song. 2 drink minimum
I Stand
Poor Czechia getting the draw of death. She spends literally 2.5 minutes of this song standing...
Slow Down
Country crap. Toilet break
Miracle
This is just here to keep the bottom of the ladder up. It was a miracle that it qualified at all
Pioneer
The last song of the first snore section. Another one that was a weak qualifier.
No Degree Of Separation
The first of the auto qualifiers. Not much better than what has preceded it but interesting because it has not been seen in full on TV. Pretty song and wont be right at the bottom
Made Of Stars
Boy George wannabe but the song did not come out too bad. The hoop acrobatics was still the highlight.
If Love Was A Crime
I am glad this qualified. it deserves to win just for the earring
If I Were Sorry
Not coming across as an interesting performance. Maybe our Swedish hosts don't want to do this again so soon
Ghost
I am calling this as the Barbara Dex winner, though there is some competition this year. The song is interesting though.
J'ai Cherché
The last of a run of pre-qualifiers. This was highly regarded by the bookies and I still don't understand why. average song, ok performance, pitchy at the end
Color Of Your Life
the performance is a snore. opportune toilet break.
Sound of Silence
I want her arm jewellery. I am biased, Go Dami. Drinks in this song too if only for the minge flash
Alter Ego
This will get 12 points from Greece if nothing else. DRINK!
Goodbye
This is a strong performance. I love the outfits. There has got to be drinks in this song
I've Been Waiting For This Night
toilet break for the first 2 minutes. the flip is the only good bit... that and the abundance of fake tan..
Lighthouse
I don't know which outfit it worse, before or after the reveal. It will get some votes, wont be a contender though
You Are The Only One
This has been the favourite since... forever. Best performance by far. the song is ok too
SayYay!
The recorded version had more energy. this could be at the bottom of the ladder
Heartbeat
The only good thing about this song is most people will be drunk while watching it.
1944
This was second with the bookies until after the Semi performance and with good reason. This is a toilet break
Walk on Water
This will be mid-range in the end I think and the performance is not enough. Also what is with her shoes?
Midnight Gold
Worst presentation of the night. The visual effects made me want to vomit. If you are drinking, prepare the bucket.
Loin D'ici
This has a certain appeal, it would have to to have qualified. it is a bit of a dark horse and could go top then. Surely there will be some drinks in this song.
You're Not Alone
I don't think the UK is even trying. They have already done better than Ireland (by default) so they have just given us... nothing
LoveWave
Good performance and song. The only thing missing is pants.