Eurovision Second Semi: The Rejects
Again, this contains spoilers so if you are an Aussie and you don't know that Dami is in the grand final, look away now so you don't work it out from this list...
Switzerland - I don't think anyone understood the skiing motion she was doing in this performance. she looked constipated.
Belarus - This did not even deserve to be in the contest. not that the song was bad, but IVAN was. how much coke has he had
Ireland - weak performance. it picked up mid way through but this was a long way from the Ireland of the 90s
Macedonia - it was the note at the end that ended Kaliopi's Eurovision. I loved the song up until then. That shattered glass
Slovenia - I loved listening to the gay men in the front row cheer as the acrobat swung by them on his pole. This should have made the final for them.
Denmark - I am glad these guys are gone. I know haps of people loved them, but no. Lets be soldiers of love for life... no
Norway - This song was a mess. Even the backing dancer left before the end of it.
Albania - She wont win Eurovison but she may win the Barbara Dex
and now shit gets serious