You can count to 256 on your fingers.

You have a scanner hooked up to your laptop.

You use more than one monitor at a time.

It doesn't matter that you can't find the cable that came with the fill in the blank you have one in your spares drawer.

You have a spares drawer, bag, bin or pile.

Editing in HTML is easier than rich text.

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My MIL gave me a stuffed Eeyore that has a little lantern in his mouth. When you give Eeyore a hug, the lantern lights up. He's freaking adorable. I'm toddling around the house, holding my Eeyore and every so often hugging him to make him light up and I declare that I've got "Eeyore as Diogenes." I think it's perfect, but everyone else in the house ( Read more... )

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913584

Cake Wrecks. I can't stop laughing.

Hooray, hooray the first of May!
It's too damned cold outside today!

I yell 'Guardy loo!' when tossing laundry over the balcony to get it towards the basement laundry room without lugging it down the stairs. I don't think twice about it. But my husband thinks I'm a bit on the loopy side. He's learned that it means 'falling objects' however, so I guess I'm not completely out of my tree with it. But it's fun.

You know how in the commercials, there's always the Verizon guy and then behind him is this monster huge herd of techs, all standing ready to support the phone user?

Don't none of them work at a customer support call center. I've been on hold for far too long. My ear is flat. .