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Terry Pratchett has Alzheimer's.

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...make that a geeky sentimental fool, I'm marking the days leading up to the glorious 25th of May with excerpts from Terry Pratchett's Night Watch. We'll see if I can keep this up. And yes, today counts as May 1 because I haven't gone to bed yet. :P

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So there are all these trying-to-be-spooky commercials about the movie "Boogeyman" in which everyone looks terrified and has no idea what to do.

Duh. Just throw a blanket over his head. Then he'll have an existential crisis and you can go back to sleep.