Office Boredom: The Original
In an ongoing effort to make office life more fun, I submitted the following email to an administrative assistant who orders office supplies. The original email bolded my supply order.
The following are WANTED for crimes of the office kind:
ONE BOX of 8.5x11” Paper was seen filtching a stapler from the cola room. Suspect is at large and wanted for questioning.
Not much later, TWO BOXES of 11x17” Paper were spotted evading the scene of a heinous murder. One witness who refused to be named was quoted as describing the scene as, “A horrible scene”.
“There was toner everywhere. I just couldn’t imagine that there would be so much from one copier,” the filing cabinet, also a key witness, confirmed.
Other suspects wanted for questioning include TWO BOXES of Fastener Folders, a red pencil and a bent paperclip.
If you have any information pertaining to either of these incidents, please notify your local Office Supply Store.
The following are WANTED for crimes of the office kind:
ONE BOX of 8.5x11” Paper was seen filtching a stapler from the cola room. Suspect is at large and wanted for questioning.
Not much later, TWO BOXES of 11x17” Paper were spotted evading the scene of a heinous murder. One witness who refused to be named was quoted as describing the scene as, “A horrible scene”.
“There was toner everywhere. I just couldn’t imagine that there would be so much from one copier,” the filing cabinet, also a key witness, confirmed.
Other suspects wanted for questioning include TWO BOXES of Fastener Folders, a red pencil and a bent paperclip.
If you have any information pertaining to either of these incidents, please notify your local Office Supply Store.