Fucking fucks from Fuckland
"Hi! I'm a Mac!"
"And I'm a PC."
"I'll make you spend 8 hours with your phone hooked up to your computer as I give you our newest OS! Come take a journey with me as we wipe your phone, restore it, fail, laugh at you as you Google the five errors that just occurred, restore, fail, restore and finally give you iOS 5 which is just chock full of features you can't delete and will never use!"
"And I'll do it in ten minutes remotely from your phone over a WiFi connection."
*stabs Apple, its products, designers, subsidiaries and affiliates*