"I have d20 dice the size of testicles!"
*strange look*
"What?"
"You have testicles the size of dice?"
"..."
"Oh. I misread that."

Someday I will return to posting substantive updates. Until then, content yourselves with the verbal highlights of my days.

This morning in the kitchen -

Girlfriend: "You look like a stork. A big, obnoxious stork."

Actually, it was yesterday, but I was nowhere near a computer at the time. This comes to us courtesy of Deuce, a gun-nut and gamer friend of the group.

"I don't care. Bullets always have right-of-way."

Word.

Well, that once-a-week thing, how'd that work out for you, Internet? Clearly, it didn't do so much for me. But tonight, in celebration of the Dear-Ceiling-Cat-it's-almost-OVER election season, during which many of my favorite bloggers have been liveblogging this convention and that conference call and the other speech, I am going to offer my ( Read more... )

At the community yard sale yesterday in the Kroger parking lot (we made almost $200!), sitting on the ground and watching people browse our stuff ( Read more... )

In the car, on the way back to the house after his last class ( Read more... )

Today's favorite Bash Quote of the Day, in honor of the idiots I talk to all day at work:

<[-tOrn-]> And then today at work I almost cracked up
<[-tOrn-]> "Hey what are the system requirements on this?"
<[-tOrn-]> "Uh, sir..that's a book."


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To celebrate my return to posting on this blog, here is a conversation that happened in the car last night, driving back from celebrating a friend's birthday party ( Read more... )

On the phone, trying to make me feel better after an argument:

"And K? Your buttocks could move worlds with their glory."

...I rest my case.

This morning, curled up with Boyfriend while he played F.E.A.R. on the 360, I smelled shoyu (soy sauce, for you heathens).  Not terribly surprising, since we'd had stir-fry two nights ago, and I'd brought the shoyu in with me because I always add more to my food.  Yes, we eat in bed.  We literally don't have anywhere else to eat.  No dining room ( Read more... )