Fic: Double Trouble? Try Quadruple Trouble Chapter 1 (NC17)
Originally posted on 18/05/2006
Title: Double Trouble? Try Quadruple Trouble
Author: Jade
E-mail: jadekirk0072002@yahoo.co.uk
Rating: NC17 (Overall Rating) (This Chapter is only PG)
Pairings: Barty/Tenth Doctor/Casanova/Peter Carlisle
Fandoms: Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Casanova/Blackpool crossover
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: The Doctor returns to Hogwarts to see how Barty is but he brings along two extra people to cheer Barty up.
Spoilers: Contains spoilers for the first six Harry Potter books and the Doctor is in his Tenth regeneration. Barty has had his soul restored to him and is slightly out of sorts. Set in Harry’s seventh year.
Author’s note: Written for nokomis2877 and is a sort of sequel to ‘ Spanking Barty’, ‘‘ Kissing Barty’’, ‘ Shagging Barty’and' Barty Interrupted .
Warning: Slash, of course! And a bit of boot!porn and glasses!porn (Not in this chapter, that comes later). I totally blame Noko for this plot bunny. She wanted a Ten/Barty/Casanova fic and Peter just crept in afterwards. I have never written Peter or Casanova before so excuse me if they are out of character.
Now on with the story...
Chapter 1
The Doctor rolled his eyes in frustration at the two bickering men, who looked almost like the Doctor himself, behind him, as he set the TARDIS down with a gentle bump. Patting the control panel, the Doctor turned to face the two almost identical men, with an unreadable expression on his face. “What's going on here?”
One of the men, similarly dressed as the Doctor, but his jacket and suit were a dark blue, pointed to the other man, who was wearing a bright red jacket which was ornately decorated with gold piping, black cropped trousers and knee length black boots. “Him,” the blue clad man said, in a rich Scottish accent, “he was flirting with me and he kissed me too.”
The red clad man chuckled. “You weren’t saying no when I kissed you, in fact, you kissed me back,” he answered in a deep Italian accent.
The Doctor sighed, closed his eyes and counted to ten, hoping that the bickering couple would shut up. When he opened his eyes. They were still arguing. “Look you two, please be quiet.”
“Look mate, I usually get the name of people before I kiss them,” the blue clad male said, with a glare sent in the red clad man’s direction.
“Oh, sorry, where’s my manners? Giacomo Casanova at your service,” the red clad man, now identified as Casanova, replied with a cheeky smile. “And you are?”
“Peter Carlisle,” the blue clad man muttered, not looking at all happy.
“And I’m the Doctor,” the Doctor replied in a slightly mocking voice. “Right, now we all have all been identified, can we go now? And no arguing from you two,” he said, pointing his finger warningly at the other two men.
“Okay, fine, whatever," Peter grumbled, glaring at Casanova.
Casanova grinned a very cheeky grin at Peter and walked over to the Doctor. Casanova stood beside him and rested his chin on the Doctor's shoulder. “Do we have to?” Casanova whined, running his hand over the Doctor's other shoulder. “Mm, nice material. Who's your tailor?” Casanova's hand slid over the Doctor's shoulder, seemingly to feel the texture of the Doctor's coat.
The Doctor turned his head so he was nose to nose with Casanova. The Doctor's brown eyes met Casanova's blue ones and the Doctor felt his face flush slightly. “Um,” the Doctor muttered, before abruptly moving away from Casanova, causing Casanova to stumble slightly. “Let's go, shall we?” he asked again, pointing at the door.
“I thought we were going,” Peter retorted, “Well, we were until Mr Flirty-Pants decided to flirt with us both.”
“Your way of speaking is very strange and extremely puzzling,” Casanova comented, looking bemused.
“Well, we weren't born in the Dark Ages like you, mate,” Peter retorted as they stepped out of the TARDIS into a huge room. “Wow! Where are we?”
“Gents, welcome to Hogwarts,” the Doctor said, with a huge grin. “I hope I have the right year. I don't want to get hexed by Umbridge or...” Whatever he was going to say next was cut off by a loud yell and the Doctor found himself with an armful of black leather as he was hugged furiously. The Doctor hugged back. “Um, hi, Barty,” the Doctor said, pulling back to look into the new arrival's face, which was almost identical to his. “What have you been up to?” He turned Barty around to face Casanova and Peter. “This is Giacomo and Peter. I just sort of picked them up.”
“Huh?” Barty said, looking shocked and puzzled. “How is it they look like me?”
“Aw, it looks like the lad is a wee bit dazed and confused.” Peter commented, seeing the expression on Barty's face. "Don't worry lad, we're all feeling it."
"Um, I'm Barty Crouch Junior," Barty said, with a shy smile. He turned to face the Doctor. "Why are you here?"
The Doctor was just standing back and watching the other three identical men interact, with a unreadable expression on his face. He looked up as Barty asked the question. "Well, I came to cheer you up and Peter and Giacomo decided to come along too."
"Why do they look like me, us, uh, whatever?" Barty asked, wearing a strange expression on his face.
“Well, it's just luck I guess,” Casanova replied. “Giacomo Casanova at your service. You are very handsome. As all of us are. So are there any lovely ladies around? You know, so I can get to know them better,” he asked, giving Barty a very cheeky grin, which Barty returned. "But then again, I'd like to get to know you as well."
“I'm Peter Carlisle,” Peter said, cutting in before Barty had a chance to reply, eying Barty up and down. “Have we met? Your name is very familiar to me...”
TBC
Comments are always loved!
Go to Chapter 2 here.
Title: Double Trouble? Try Quadruple Trouble
Author: Jade
E-mail: jadekirk0072002@yahoo.co.uk
Rating: NC17 (Overall Rating) (This Chapter is only PG)
Pairings: Barty/Tenth Doctor/Casanova/Peter Carlisle
Fandoms: Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Casanova/Blackpool crossover
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: The Doctor returns to Hogwarts to see how Barty is but he brings along two extra people to cheer Barty up.
Spoilers: Contains spoilers for the first six Harry Potter books and the Doctor is in his Tenth regeneration. Barty has had his soul restored to him and is slightly out of sorts. Set in Harry’s seventh year.
Author’s note: Written for nokomis2877 and is a sort of sequel to ‘ Spanking Barty’, ‘‘ Kissing Barty’’, ‘ Shagging Barty’and' Barty Interrupted .
Warning: Slash, of course! And a bit of boot!porn and glasses!porn (Not in this chapter, that comes later). I totally blame Noko for this plot bunny. She wanted a Ten/Barty/Casanova fic and Peter just crept in afterwards. I have never written Peter or Casanova before so excuse me if they are out of character.
Now on with the story...
Chapter 1
The Doctor rolled his eyes in frustration at the two bickering men, who looked almost like the Doctor himself, behind him, as he set the TARDIS down with a gentle bump. Patting the control panel, the Doctor turned to face the two almost identical men, with an unreadable expression on his face. “What's going on here?”
One of the men, similarly dressed as the Doctor, but his jacket and suit were a dark blue, pointed to the other man, who was wearing a bright red jacket which was ornately decorated with gold piping, black cropped trousers and knee length black boots. “Him,” the blue clad man said, in a rich Scottish accent, “he was flirting with me and he kissed me too.”
The red clad man chuckled. “You weren’t saying no when I kissed you, in fact, you kissed me back,” he answered in a deep Italian accent.
The Doctor sighed, closed his eyes and counted to ten, hoping that the bickering couple would shut up. When he opened his eyes. They were still arguing. “Look you two, please be quiet.”
“Look mate, I usually get the name of people before I kiss them,” the blue clad male said, with a glare sent in the red clad man’s direction.
“Oh, sorry, where’s my manners? Giacomo Casanova at your service,” the red clad man, now identified as Casanova, replied with a cheeky smile. “And you are?”
“Peter Carlisle,” the blue clad man muttered, not looking at all happy.
“And I’m the Doctor,” the Doctor replied in a slightly mocking voice. “Right, now we all have all been identified, can we go now? And no arguing from you two,” he said, pointing his finger warningly at the other two men.
“Okay, fine, whatever," Peter grumbled, glaring at Casanova.
Casanova grinned a very cheeky grin at Peter and walked over to the Doctor. Casanova stood beside him and rested his chin on the Doctor's shoulder. “Do we have to?” Casanova whined, running his hand over the Doctor's other shoulder. “Mm, nice material. Who's your tailor?” Casanova's hand slid over the Doctor's shoulder, seemingly to feel the texture of the Doctor's coat.
The Doctor turned his head so he was nose to nose with Casanova. The Doctor's brown eyes met Casanova's blue ones and the Doctor felt his face flush slightly. “Um,” the Doctor muttered, before abruptly moving away from Casanova, causing Casanova to stumble slightly. “Let's go, shall we?” he asked again, pointing at the door.
“I thought we were going,” Peter retorted, “Well, we were until Mr Flirty-Pants decided to flirt with us both.”
“Your way of speaking is very strange and extremely puzzling,” Casanova comented, looking bemused.
“Well, we weren't born in the Dark Ages like you, mate,” Peter retorted as they stepped out of the TARDIS into a huge room. “Wow! Where are we?”
“Gents, welcome to Hogwarts,” the Doctor said, with a huge grin. “I hope I have the right year. I don't want to get hexed by Umbridge or...” Whatever he was going to say next was cut off by a loud yell and the Doctor found himself with an armful of black leather as he was hugged furiously. The Doctor hugged back. “Um, hi, Barty,” the Doctor said, pulling back to look into the new arrival's face, which was almost identical to his. “What have you been up to?” He turned Barty around to face Casanova and Peter. “This is Giacomo and Peter. I just sort of picked them up.”
“Huh?” Barty said, looking shocked and puzzled. “How is it they look like me?”
“Aw, it looks like the lad is a wee bit dazed and confused.” Peter commented, seeing the expression on Barty's face. "Don't worry lad, we're all feeling it."
"Um, I'm Barty Crouch Junior," Barty said, with a shy smile. He turned to face the Doctor. "Why are you here?"
The Doctor was just standing back and watching the other three identical men interact, with a unreadable expression on his face. He looked up as Barty asked the question. "Well, I came to cheer you up and Peter and Giacomo decided to come along too."
"Why do they look like me, us, uh, whatever?" Barty asked, wearing a strange expression on his face.
“Well, it's just luck I guess,” Casanova replied. “Giacomo Casanova at your service. You are very handsome. As all of us are. So are there any lovely ladies around? You know, so I can get to know them better,” he asked, giving Barty a very cheeky grin, which Barty returned. "But then again, I'd like to get to know you as well."
“I'm Peter Carlisle,” Peter said, cutting in before Barty had a chance to reply, eying Barty up and down. “Have we met? Your name is very familiar to me...”
TBC
Comments are always loved!
Go to Chapter 2 here.