Five People Everyone Was Glad Didn't Show Up for Parents Weekend- Fandom High- G
TITLE: Five People Everyone Was Glad Didn't Show Up for Parents Weekend
AUTHOR: comedownstairs
FANDOM: Fandom High (Discworld, Power Puff Girls, Firefly, Heroes, Star Wars)
DISCLAMER: Not mine
RATING: G
CATEGORY: Five things, humor
SPOILERS: None
AUTHOR'S NOTES: For nameitlater.
1. Everyone was Very Nice to Granny Weatherwax, and not just for Agnes' sake. She just made everyone uncomfortable, which was saying something for Fandom. And yet no one really wanted to get on her bad side, because you were supposed to be kind to old ladies. And not at all because you thought she might turn you into a frog at any minute with no guarantee you'd turn back.
Worse still was Nanny Ogg who was one of those friendly and jovial old ladies. So friendly and jovial, in fact, that she seemed to have made it her mission to make all the young men of Fandom blush. It wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't seemed so serious about it.
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2. The crowd gathered around the lighthouse to watch mad...monkey with the freeze ray, shouting down and laughing. "Yes, you will all witness this, as I freeze all of Fandom, in the name of me, which is Mojo Jojo, because Mojo Jojo is my name, and that is who I am! Mooooojoooo Jojo!"
Momoko facepalmed, looking really embarrassed. "He's not even from my version of canon!"
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3. Zoe stared at the figure in front of her for a long, awestruck moment. "But... you're dead."
"I know," said Wash, who didn't actually look too bad for being zombified. "But I Febrezed myself and everything, you can hardly smell me!"
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4. It was really too bad that Fandom ended up becoming Sylar's favoritist of places. He almost got bored of lopping off foreheads.
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5. As soon as his guest arrived, Anakin was facepalming and trying to sneak towards the nearest exit.
"Ani!" he heard, and it was too late. "Mesa dun come alla way here!! Wesa gonsa have so much fun! ...Why yousa running, Ani?"
AUTHOR: comedownstairs
FANDOM: Fandom High (Discworld, Power Puff Girls, Firefly, Heroes, Star Wars)
DISCLAMER: Not mine
RATING: G
CATEGORY: Five things, humor
SPOILERS: None
AUTHOR'S NOTES: For nameitlater.
1. Everyone was Very Nice to Granny Weatherwax, and not just for Agnes' sake. She just made everyone uncomfortable, which was saying something for Fandom. And yet no one really wanted to get on her bad side, because you were supposed to be kind to old ladies. And not at all because you thought she might turn you into a frog at any minute with no guarantee you'd turn back.
Worse still was Nanny Ogg who was one of those friendly and jovial old ladies. So friendly and jovial, in fact, that she seemed to have made it her mission to make all the young men of Fandom blush. It wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't seemed so serious about it.
*****
2. The crowd gathered around the lighthouse to watch mad...monkey with the freeze ray, shouting down and laughing. "Yes, you will all witness this, as I freeze all of Fandom, in the name of me, which is Mojo Jojo, because Mojo Jojo is my name, and that is who I am! Mooooojoooo Jojo!"
Momoko facepalmed, looking really embarrassed. "He's not even from my version of canon!"
*****
3. Zoe stared at the figure in front of her for a long, awestruck moment. "But... you're dead."
"I know," said Wash, who didn't actually look too bad for being zombified. "But I Febrezed myself and everything, you can hardly smell me!"
*****
4. It was really too bad that Fandom ended up becoming Sylar's favoritist of places. He almost got bored of lopping off foreheads.
*****
5. As soon as his guest arrived, Anakin was facepalming and trying to sneak towards the nearest exit.
"Ani!" he heard, and it was too late. "Mesa dun come alla way here!! Wesa gonsa have so much fun! ...Why yousa running, Ani?"