Five things that happened when GOB Bluth ended up on Moya- Farscape/Arrested Development- PG
TITLE: Five things that happened when GOB Bluth ended up on Moya instead of John Crichton
AUTHOR: comedownstairs
FANDOM: Farscape/Arrested Development
DISCLAMER: Nothing belongs to me. And given this fic, that's a good thing.
RATING: PG
CATEGORY: Five things, humor, crossover.
SPOILERS: None.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: To fill theusual's five things request.
1. GOB's first sentence to Aeryn Sun was "Hello there."
His second was "OW! That was my nose, you crazy bitch!"
It was a good thing they were interrupted before he could say anything else.
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2. GOB had been trying to show D'Argo up about something or other when the Luxan just growled and turned to walk away. "Guess I win now, huh!" GOB called after him. "You big sissy."
And, arms moving in a flapping type fashion, yelled "COKA COKA COKA COH!"
He was met with a tongue to the neck a second later, and not the good kind.
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3. The fact that they didn't have any money meant that food eventually became scarce. Still, when the crew walked in on GOB trying to wrangle Rygel into a pot, it was a little on the shocking side.
"Well, we have to eat something," GOB said.
"Not me!" Rygel said, and took the opportunity to bite down on GOB's arm, causing GOB to yell and drop the pot.
"You little *bleep*," muttered GOB, and when he looked up from his bleeding arm, Rygel was scurrying across the floor to hide behind D'Argo. "Come on!"
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4. For a long time, Chiana just stared at GOB, who grinned and waggled his eyebrows.
"Even I have my limits," she said finally, and walked away.
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5. There were many things about getting back to Earth, however temporarily, that GOB loved. One of those things was showing up Michael.
Of course, in the morning when Michael came to check up on him and found him in the bedroom, the reaction wasn't what GOB had been hoping for. Not that he knew it at first. "GOB.... what in the name of all things good and holy did you do?" Michael asked, eyes wide and staring- but only for a moment, because ew.
"Yeah, you're jealous now, aren't you?" GOB smirked. "I got to your girl first!"
Michael looked nothing short of horrified. "I never had a thing for Noranti!"
"Yeah, right."
Michael, still looking horrified, shook his head.
The smirk disappeared. "I've made a terrible mistake."
AUTHOR: comedownstairs
FANDOM: Farscape/Arrested Development
DISCLAMER: Nothing belongs to me. And given this fic, that's a good thing.
RATING: PG
CATEGORY: Five things, humor, crossover.
SPOILERS: None.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: To fill theusual's five things request.
1. GOB's first sentence to Aeryn Sun was "Hello there."
His second was "OW! That was my nose, you crazy bitch!"
It was a good thing they were interrupted before he could say anything else.
*****
2. GOB had been trying to show D'Argo up about something or other when the Luxan just growled and turned to walk away. "Guess I win now, huh!" GOB called after him. "You big sissy."
And, arms moving in a flapping type fashion, yelled "COKA COKA COKA COH!"
He was met with a tongue to the neck a second later, and not the good kind.
*****
3. The fact that they didn't have any money meant that food eventually became scarce. Still, when the crew walked in on GOB trying to wrangle Rygel into a pot, it was a little on the shocking side.
"Well, we have to eat something," GOB said.
"Not me!" Rygel said, and took the opportunity to bite down on GOB's arm, causing GOB to yell and drop the pot.
"You little *bleep*," muttered GOB, and when he looked up from his bleeding arm, Rygel was scurrying across the floor to hide behind D'Argo. "Come on!"
*****
4. For a long time, Chiana just stared at GOB, who grinned and waggled his eyebrows.
"Even I have my limits," she said finally, and walked away.
*****
5. There were many things about getting back to Earth, however temporarily, that GOB loved. One of those things was showing up Michael.
Of course, in the morning when Michael came to check up on him and found him in the bedroom, the reaction wasn't what GOB had been hoping for. Not that he knew it at first. "GOB.... what in the name of all things good and holy did you do?" Michael asked, eyes wide and staring- but only for a moment, because ew.
"Yeah, you're jealous now, aren't you?" GOB smirked. "I got to your girl first!"
Michael looked nothing short of horrified. "I never had a thing for Noranti!"
"Yeah, right."
Michael, still looking horrified, shook his head.
The smirk disappeared. "I've made a terrible mistake."