"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off"

Oct 12, 2005 21:27

ive got a plan.if i dont make some drastic changes soon im going to end up sad lonley tubby and drunk.

point one-new hair, i bore easily i need to keep up with all these super cool trends innit

point two- for gods sake lose some weight, fairy enough be cuddly but this is a bit extreme.

point three-drink more smoke more kill more brain cells

point four-lose morals and inhibitions, its easier to be a whore that way.

point five-stop looking like a blind person who has walked through a charity shop sale.

enough points.
made a massive tit of myself, but no news there. its no wonder i end up covered in mud and bruises lying on a floor when i drunk as much as i do, not to mention mixing it with drugs and medication, sigh loser child, when will i learn.
schools still hard work, but i havent had a break down for well over a week now, so all is well giggle snot.
i have new glasses that is a good thing!
think i might have a girly night in, on my own,again,me.and, my,old,friend,wine.
shall get pissed,shall forget that i am a class A prat, not to mention a single ugly class A prat. (self pity is an ugly thing) giggle snot.
meh, i should moan it makes my friends want to bitch
in all fairness this is a highly satyrical entry nuff said.
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