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[jade_sabre_301]

1) did anyone else actually love all three of the POTC movies? I mean, I'll admit the second one drags and the third one is ridiculously convoluted, but I love the ridiculous convolutedness, and the way the stories turn out, even though Norrington's problems all stemmed solely from the fact that the writers decided to screw him over. I just.

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[jakia]

I BEAT THE DWARVES, HELL YEAH, LOOK AT ME AND MY BADASS BROODMOTHER-KILLING SELF, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO why doesn't alistair love me yet OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Alistair doesn't love you yet? What, did you insult his mother or something? He's usually all over me by that point. 0_o Also, yay, I love killing broodmothers :D.

also like, dude, I played through the female city elf opening just for kicks, and dude, I was actually furious. Like, yelling at my computer screen, wanting to punch a pillow angry. So well-done, but ARGH. also I love the fact that as an elf you can hate on humans all day long in the dialogue options. No human-curious Dalish elf for me! I KILLED AN ARL'S SON, BITCH.

All my evil characters have been elves. Just...because it's so easy to be an evil elf. The game practically asks you to pick the mean and spiteful choices. Like introducing yourself to the King of Ferelden by saying that "I killed the Arl's son for raping my friend." I mean, GOD, how awesome.

Have I mentioned how much that I love the fact that you are playing DAO? No? Well, it won't hurt you to hear it again. :D

[jade_sabre_301]

well I mean he is all up on me but not all over me, if you know what I mean. I WILL BE STRONG. I WILL NOT GIVE HIM SHINY RUNESTONES IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I WILL NOT. I'LL JUST BEAT THE ELVES INSTEAD, AND THEN GO BACK.

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I was like SUCK IT, CAILIN, I HATE YOU ALL. :-D

oh yay! have i told you lately how much i ship zevran/morrigan.

/how much i love your icon

I <3 my icon too!

[jakia]

Uh...you need to sleep with him before the landsmeet. I'm assuming you've done the Circle --> Redcliffe --> Urn --> Dwarves --> Elves, right? If so, then after Elves --> Landsmeet, so, uh, yes, give him runestones for sexual favors. :D

I know. :D Poor Calian, he gets so much abuse. I've even gotten to the point now where I'll abuse him as any race just for the lulz. Also, he's a pansy and is like, "Oh, how interesting!" when I insult him to his face.
Me and Douchebag Mahariel are going to have some fuuunnnn. :D

Why Zev/Morrigan? I guess it never spiked my interest. Probably because I love Alistair/Morrigan entirely too much.

Re: I <3 my icon too!

[jade_sabre_301]

I haven't done the Elves, but yes, I'll be sure to bang him before Landsmeet, never you worry. :-b (Quark beat the game, like, three days ago, so she's been sitting around coaching me through bossfights. "No! Just have Morrigan Cone of Cold everything!")

Man, my sister started playing, and she came to me and was like, "Oh my God, the king, I just want to lick him. Can I lick him? Or make out with him?" and I was like "...um...close enough?" And then she got to the "I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU THAT I SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED BEFORE WE HIT REDCLIFFE" scene and was like AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA and I was like toooooooold you. But yeah, he's just so...easily punched. Except then I remember he gets popped like a bug and feel a little bad.

Probably for the whole conversation where Morrigan's like "Why Zevran, you've found a new calling--someone's going to have to assassinate people who don't like Alistair as king" and Zevran's like "Why haven't we had sex yet?" and Morrigan's like "I would sooner stab you in the face." ...I just really want, like, post-game (NANANANA DON'T SPOIL ME) hothookup/politicalintrigue Zev/Morrigan fic. Like. Burning.