Stick a potato in lava and rub some sand on it. That is how I feel.
This isnt a true update. A true update would document the things that have recently happened in my life. This, in all seriousness, is a fake update. I am merely writing this because I promised my beautiful girlfriend that I would write in my Live Journal when I got home from work. So.. here it is. A kickass fake entry. Revel in it's glory. Its orgasm inducing isn't it?
Oh just one quick thing. Last night I got trashed off my ass after eating a ton of delicious spaghetti. And... of course, Im the Dice Master, so naturally I vomited. Except it wasn't normal vomit. It was completely undigested spaghetti. You could have fed it to an infant and they would have never known.
That is all.
Amy is fucking hot.
Oh just one quick thing. Last night I got trashed off my ass after eating a ton of delicious spaghetti. And... of course, Im the Dice Master, so naturally I vomited. Except it wasn't normal vomit. It was completely undigested spaghetti. You could have fed it to an infant and they would have never known.
That is all.
Amy is fucking hot.