Please don't run around the house. You'll knock Grandma's body off the wall.
I gotta admit, this was the best monday I've had in quite a while.. maybe ever. After being locked away in a prison cell an hour and a half from home, for days on end.... it was definitley amazing to see all my friends again. I may act like a pompous ass sometimes but I just want all of you to know how much i really appreciate all of you. You honestly have no idea how devastated I am going to be when I graduate. Leaving all of you, knowing very well that I may never see some of you again, will undoubtedly be one of the most challenging and heartbreaking challenges I've ever had to overcome.
Erinne Carney - i lied. i trust you. although ill never admit it in person ;-)
Adam Fryer - i havent seen you in forever, and this must change. you're quite possibly the most indepth kid i know and you're fuckin amazing . Your predicament sucks nuts, but i know you're gonna pull through. Oh and Jimmy and I still need a 3rd person on that apartment next year :-) ... and dude... that shit was more than 5ft tall!!!!
Alex Shultz - I know in 20 years when you look back on high school, you're going to remember me as that one goofy motherfucker who had to pee really bad on a band trip. This is implying that you are going to lose touch with me.. which you better not... you bastard. You are my gimp partner in crime, and i'll always love you.
Amy D'Silva - you're most definitley my favorite half indian half italian chica ever ;-) I lack the words to express how important you are to me..... theres so much that i want to tell you, but it's going to have to wait... for now just know that the day when i school your ass in flipcup is coming!!!
Jimmy Eddington - our adventures are just beginning. a guitar god and my best friend.. thanks alot man :-)
Jesse Collins - you are a beautiful beautiful little boy. i know you will grow up to be a sexy dancer with a tight ass. i cant wait for my weekly blowjob :-* oh and nobody likes you either you douche monkey :-D
Zachary Schoonover - You are by far my favorite person in the whole world. No matter what you are always there for me. You hold my penis when I pee, and you grab a tissue when I'm finished masterbating. Ah yes, we've had some great times masterbating haven't we? Ah yes, so many.. many.. many.. many times. It's almost depressing how many times we've masterbated together. 1, 2, 3 times a day for.. oh.. going on 5 years now. Yupp, I remember the first time we masterbated like it was yesterday. Except it wasnt yesterday. It was 5 years ago.. roughly. Remember when we got drunk and cut our hair off? Freshman year.. ah yes.. fuckin retarded. Well I guess I've got no choice but to stick with you. Like cancer on cancer patients. Like hair on testicles. Like lab mice on petrified salesmen in timberlands....
You know, I honestly thought I could make this a serious entry. I tried. I fucking tried my absolute hardest. But ridiculousness runs through my veins like the heroin I just shot up. But, even tho I'm quite retarded and dice master-like, I want you to know that I really do value all of your friendships. Yes, even the people I neglected to mention. I just dont care about you as much. Kidding! No, but really - i don't like you that much. You take me too seriously, jeez, lighten up. But first, burn in hell because I hate you.
Ummmm, oh before I sign off I just wanted to let you all know that Erinne Carney is hosting a party at her house this Saturday. It's going to go from 3pm-11pm. Refreshments will be provided, and feel free to bring as many people as you want. The more the merrier as Erinne Carney always says.
Oh and Jesse can lick my balls. For the record. The record of love that is.
Erinne Carney - i lied. i trust you. although ill never admit it in person ;-)
Adam Fryer - i havent seen you in forever, and this must change. you're quite possibly the most indepth kid i know and you're fuckin amazing . Your predicament sucks nuts, but i know you're gonna pull through. Oh and Jimmy and I still need a 3rd person on that apartment next year :-) ... and dude... that shit was more than 5ft tall!!!!
Alex Shultz - I know in 20 years when you look back on high school, you're going to remember me as that one goofy motherfucker who had to pee really bad on a band trip. This is implying that you are going to lose touch with me.. which you better not... you bastard. You are my gimp partner in crime, and i'll always love you.
Amy D'Silva - you're most definitley my favorite half indian half italian chica ever ;-) I lack the words to express how important you are to me..... theres so much that i want to tell you, but it's going to have to wait... for now just know that the day when i school your ass in flipcup is coming!!!
Jimmy Eddington - our adventures are just beginning. a guitar god and my best friend.. thanks alot man :-)
Jesse Collins - you are a beautiful beautiful little boy. i know you will grow up to be a sexy dancer with a tight ass. i cant wait for my weekly blowjob :-* oh and nobody likes you either you douche monkey :-D
Zachary Schoonover - You are by far my favorite person in the whole world. No matter what you are always there for me. You hold my penis when I pee, and you grab a tissue when I'm finished masterbating. Ah yes, we've had some great times masterbating haven't we? Ah yes, so many.. many.. many.. many times. It's almost depressing how many times we've masterbated together. 1, 2, 3 times a day for.. oh.. going on 5 years now. Yupp, I remember the first time we masterbated like it was yesterday. Except it wasnt yesterday. It was 5 years ago.. roughly. Remember when we got drunk and cut our hair off? Freshman year.. ah yes.. fuckin retarded. Well I guess I've got no choice but to stick with you. Like cancer on cancer patients. Like hair on testicles. Like lab mice on petrified salesmen in timberlands....
You know, I honestly thought I could make this a serious entry. I tried. I fucking tried my absolute hardest. But ridiculousness runs through my veins like the heroin I just shot up. But, even tho I'm quite retarded and dice master-like, I want you to know that I really do value all of your friendships. Yes, even the people I neglected to mention. I just dont care about you as much. Kidding! No, but really - i don't like you that much. You take me too seriously, jeez, lighten up. But first, burn in hell because I hate you.
Ummmm, oh before I sign off I just wanted to let you all know that Erinne Carney is hosting a party at her house this Saturday. It's going to go from 3pm-11pm. Refreshments will be provided, and feel free to bring as many people as you want. The more the merrier as Erinne Carney always says.
Oh and Jesse can lick my balls. For the record. The record of love that is.