Blow me, fuckwad.

[jackwad]

You know, the only times when I wish that I was majoring in women's and/or queer studies is when I watch Pretty in Pink. Oh God, the term papers I could write about this shit.

Incidentally, I have a date for next weekend; I am wasting this weekend on really cheap wine and self-pity.

Oh my god, I hate Blaine.