recap
June 26:
well, let's start out by talking about the recent times. class got out the week before last. 16 or something around that. i got 2 A's, 2 B's, and a C. not bad. i can't think of much that has happened. pretty strange feelings going on. i keep fighting whether or not i want a girlfriend and if i do, who it would be. if i would go for someone i wanna be with forever or someone i just wanna bang. but i can't think of myself having casual sex with someone. i'm just not that guy. so there's a lot of confusion on where to take my love life. and i keep getting aggravated to the point where i just don't care anymore. but enough of that. saturday, the 24th? we left to chicago. who is we? my mom, my dad, and myself. we went to st louis by plane, then drove to chicago due to scheduling mess-ups. met with my cousin clayton. cool guy as always. stayed at the chicago hilton. every time i saw something crazy, i said "holy crap!" i felt so out of place. people appeared to be choking on their egos. but we ate at uno's pizzaria. technically pizzaria unos. but whatever. AWESOME pizza. seriously. delicious. and taxi drivers in chicago scare me :| the one we had on the way back to the hotel has bad massively squeeky brakes and he was flying through traffic. so we hung around with clayton at the hotel and eventually said our goodbyes. i talked with kels because we had internet there. and then we leave the next morning, today. ont he way out there, we saw some cool houses that we drove up next to. dad wanted to drive right up to this one house and i was filming it. and basically i showed how much of a chicken i am. the house was NOT boarded up. he said it was and that no one was there. we also said it was haunted. that was fun. awesome looking house. also, on the way out of chicago, i took video of me pinching the sears tower. later i will composite squishies and maybe explosions. then i will make a picture of me as a statue and pretend to place it in the city as a bigger tower., very childish and goofy. but it'll make a great video.so we get to st louis and discover traffic. and i'll be damned but there's a lane merge for construction, and EVERYONE was obeying it. NO ONE waited til the last minute to merge over. they all got over the second they saw it. and us floridians were amazed at how non-assholish everyone was. in florida, we wate til the last possible second. honestly, it was fucking crazy. so we get to eminence missouri. i texted kels to let her know i safely arrived. why? because seriously, she's like my best buddy and contrary to what she may or may not think, she's stuck with me in one form or another until one of us dies. probably me. and probably me by her hands. either way, it'll be good times. so then we go out to eat after learning the rivers are low and that we can only float down a limited section of the rivers. we eat at this nice little place where you eat upstairs and this girl served us, she was pretty. i almost wanted to be gutsy and ask her for like, a phone number or email. whatever it is you kids do these days. problem is, eminence is a little racisty, apparently. and if she had the quality, i'd go nuts. one sided minds are awful. they ruin everything. so instead i do nothing. it was good chicken though. we drive around to the rivers ourselves and see that they are low. and while checking alley springs, we hear something walking up the hill beside us. the spring river is down a cliff on the other side. we look up and there's a fawn(baby deer :|). then we see another. then we see the mother. which is funny because on our way there, a deer was in the road. almost as if it wanted to be run over. so i thought the fawns were going "that's them, mommy!" and the deer was gonna hide in our car and ambush us when we got in. jurassic park style. but it didn't. so we go back to the cabin. we watch some tv, get ready for trip tomorrow, and watch more tv. we take time to catch fireflies. but not much. i also tried bungeeing the door open so cool air could get in. actually, i was bungeeing the door shut. but then the bungee let go and smacked me square on the head of my dong. and holy crap :| that really hurts. i was scared that it would make it sting when i pee. but all was well. anyway. tomorrow is my birthday. we're having hotdogs on the river and we have little tiny little debby cakes as my birthday cake. good times. strange. the speakers on this laptop appear to be dying badly. oh well. because i'm just gonna go to sleep and leave it at that. i will write more tomorrow. later.
june 27:
lolz so liek today is my 21st birthday. and since i don't drink, it doesn't matter. computer fried on my last time i tried typing this so now i'm lazy. got on a gross river surrounded by a horse trail which equals horse shit. water is springfed which means it was cold. i was the only person to swim in it. and i was scared i'd never see my penis again. which is why, when i did see it again when changing into dry clothes, i gave it celebratory fondles but nothing to get an erection from. caught one baby turtle. got a picture with it. it was cute ^____^ i kept passing turtles that i'd jump out of the boat for but couldn't because i'd tip it. the boat was very off balance. me and dad had fishing tournament. tied at 9. blah. had hot dogs on the shore. horse shit nearby. not bad. gross cupcakes for my bday cake. kept canoeing. got to the end at about 4. 5 was the latest pickup time. so we did good. lost my inhaler in the river. apparently keeping it in my pocket was a dumb idea. so after the trip, we rushed to wal mart before the pharmacy closed and got another one. they were JUST walking out the door and tyurning off the lights when we got there. they were very helpful and awesome. after that, we went back to town, eminence, population of 598 people... literally, and ate at a nice place called winfields. good burger. pretty girl working there. made me think about how i hold myself from getting remotely close to anyone except one person. like i don't wanna take the first step to get over someone, not rachel, and it's because i don't wanna get over this someone. she's the shit. and for some reason i feel like i'll betray her and myself if i ever get with anyone. very odd. i guess this is the girly part of this entry. even if i never get her, which i don't think i will, it doesn't matter. if it's as good as it gets, then it's as good as it gets. and i'm happy. so anyway, i get back here to the cabin and hang out. watch a little tv. and then i get a phone call. i don't know who the hell it is. but i start talking and figure out it's kelsey's friend ashley who decided to call me and harass me. i actualy have to say it was the highlight of the day. so i joked with her. jeannie or whatever seemed to hate me. and kelsey seemed insane as we all babbled on. very funny stuff. and now we're texting each other out of boredom lawl. but that's the basic bunch of the day. so ima leave this one as finished. laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaater.
june 29:
yep. skipped a day. i ended up watching everything is illuminated last night. i've had it burned for a long time. and after getting pissed at spirder solitaire, i gave up and watched the movie. so let's see if i can remember anything. yesterday and today, we ate at winfields. some of the cute girls were working yesterday. today was old women. but yesterday we floated a section of the river called the current river. good times. also i wanna mention that on the 27th, i think kelsey called me after i wrote this journal. we talked outside for a bit. nothing major. but awesome non-theless. she calls me loogey on the phone :{{{ anyways, we get in yesterday and the fishing was horrible. in fact, including today, my dad has won by having about 5 fish more than me. 13 to 17 or something like that. there was this group of people that we kept passing over and over. another pretty girl in their boat. and that causes me to do something totally awesome/boneheaded. we come up on them and they were stopped and climbing one of the cliffs to a good 5-10 meter drop into the water. the kids and the dads were jumping. the girls were jumping. all straight down. so what do i do? i butt in. i said i'd jump so i swam over, climbed up. no big deal. and then i went for it. i did a front flip and landed it real well into the water. made a loud slap from my arms but they felt no pain. everyone cheered me on saying that they could never do that. they also took a picture. they didn't know i was gonna do it. but they tried showing it to my dad and he just goes "nah i don't need to see it. he was just showing off." and this is true :| the girl was pretty. couldn't help myself. got to the end at two rivers, same place we got out at on the first trip and got some video footage while i eyeballed her. and by eyeball i mean stare. not like :| bang her with imagination. so she leaves. and we went toooooooooo orchard place for dinner. no big deal there . the waitress from before didn't have us.i wanna myspace people in eminence and see if anyone's on it. just for the hell of it. anyways, checked out the stars last night. so many. and watched everything is illuminated. excellent movie. very sad. so today, we wake up and eat at winfields again. old people. sadness. then go to the firetower where i recorded the entire climb to the top and then my dad being a chicken the whole way down. for once i was fine with heights. i hate ladders. he apparently hates fire towers. great view though. almost caught a fence lizard too :{ pretty lizards. so we go canoeing. crowded river today. not too bad. couple good looking girls. lots of scary looking people. this canoe run was a run from alley springs, to where we got in the first day which is eminence. short float. so it was freezing cold. and i did the unbelievable. while eating lunch, there were some big rocks out on the other side of the river. i wanted to get on one for some reason, disregarding the possibility of snakes, which were all over the river today. so i walk in and go straight forward without making a sound. it's hard not to scream when freezing cold water hits your nuts. but i kept going. and sure enough, i was on the rock. and it scared my parents. because they know how numbing the water is. so i sat on the rock with a pudding as other people passed by. then i swam back. fishing was equally crappy. and further down the river, dad got the idea that i should've acted like a turtle on the rock. becauise they always picks their heads up, then kick one or 2 of their feet a couple times before they decide to panic and hop in the water. so that would've been funny. near the end of the river, there was a large cliff where tons of innertubers were jumping. i would've gone but that was a LARGE group of people. besides, it was more fun to watch the pretty girls jump and hope their tops come off. very strange to say that but hey, it's true :| would've been funny, AND sexy. fexy. best of both worlds. but no tops came off. this big guy jumped and made a large slap. we were concerned. at the end, after getting everything ready for pickup, some canoers come by and the guy in front, splashes a guy in back. i assume he couldn't swim because he was about 18 and had a life jacket. blue shirt splashes life jacket guy. jacket guy splashes back. boat goes off course. boat gets stuck on log. front guy decides to hop out. boat tips. life jacket guy panics and swims to shore, in waist deep water, and is pissed off. so this girl in their group comes up and parks and takes pictures. and i stared at her. good times. and for those of you wondering why i'm so amorous, it's because i haven't masturbated in a long time so all that testosteron has built up. annnnd i'm sorry for those of you who don't wanna know that. but now you do. and the world might be a better place now because if it. or worse. but a better worse. so we come back, i shower, and here i am. writing this. i might write more if anything eventful happens between now and tonight. but we'll be leaving early to the airport tomorrow morning. and we should be home around friday evening. and i will do absolutely nothing. it's gonna feel soooo nice. but i gotta run for now. so i'll probably write more tonight. gotta go pay the bill and i love the doggy they have in that main office ^______^ laaaaaaater
june 29 part B:
welp. i think a couple nights ago, i squashed this small bug on my monitor and i have yet to get it off. so i keep seeing it. good times. anyway, went to winfields. someone drew an alien and wrote "live long and trosper". no one was as confused as me. i'm probably one of the few people in this town that gets it. anyways, one of the pretty girls was our waitress. my mom cut dinner a tad short because she suddenly felt a little gassy. poor toilet :{{... so we leave and i write in the guestbook(which is where the alien was drawn) "lolz great pizza again" and drew some stick figures then my email address to see if anyone would email me. i dunno why, but stuff like that is fun. also explained to my parents how i'd like to live in a very small town and not have to know anyone. basically that i wanted to be a hermit. however, i also mentioned that all that would depend on my family. and right now i haven't made my family yet nor decided if i should really go through with having one. living alone is looking better and better every day. they said i didn't wanna be the outsider that doesn't do anything with people in a small town. and i disagree.scare away anyone willing to betray me. those people may even betray me faster. doesn't matter. probably won't happen. i guess that was the highlight of the rest of the day. not much happened. strange though. i was thinking of an extremely goofy movie(the goofy movie sequel) and sure enough, after the float trip, it was on! creepy. telepathetic, baby! anyways, i'll be home tomorrow. probably around 430 florida time. my puppy will be so happy to seem me ^____^ and i can't wait to see her and hug her into a pulp. then i'll be posting this. maybe adding a little something about yesterday and that'll be one damn good post that hardly anyone will read. good times. anyways, missing everyone. lack of internet is a little unnerving. but i can live with it. i think i'll watch super troopers before i go to bed. good movie. anyways, see you around.
well, let's start out by talking about the recent times. class got out the week before last. 16 or something around that. i got 2 A's, 2 B's, and a C. not bad. i can't think of much that has happened. pretty strange feelings going on. i keep fighting whether or not i want a girlfriend and if i do, who it would be. if i would go for someone i wanna be with forever or someone i just wanna bang. but i can't think of myself having casual sex with someone. i'm just not that guy. so there's a lot of confusion on where to take my love life. and i keep getting aggravated to the point where i just don't care anymore. but enough of that. saturday, the 24th? we left to chicago. who is we? my mom, my dad, and myself. we went to st louis by plane, then drove to chicago due to scheduling mess-ups. met with my cousin clayton. cool guy as always. stayed at the chicago hilton. every time i saw something crazy, i said "holy crap!" i felt so out of place. people appeared to be choking on their egos. but we ate at uno's pizzaria. technically pizzaria unos. but whatever. AWESOME pizza. seriously. delicious. and taxi drivers in chicago scare me :| the one we had on the way back to the hotel has bad massively squeeky brakes and he was flying through traffic. so we hung around with clayton at the hotel and eventually said our goodbyes. i talked with kels because we had internet there. and then we leave the next morning, today. ont he way out there, we saw some cool houses that we drove up next to. dad wanted to drive right up to this one house and i was filming it. and basically i showed how much of a chicken i am. the house was NOT boarded up. he said it was and that no one was there. we also said it was haunted. that was fun. awesome looking house. also, on the way out of chicago, i took video of me pinching the sears tower. later i will composite squishies and maybe explosions. then i will make a picture of me as a statue and pretend to place it in the city as a bigger tower., very childish and goofy. but it'll make a great video.so we get to st louis and discover traffic. and i'll be damned but there's a lane merge for construction, and EVERYONE was obeying it. NO ONE waited til the last minute to merge over. they all got over the second they saw it. and us floridians were amazed at how non-assholish everyone was. in florida, we wate til the last possible second. honestly, it was fucking crazy. so we get to eminence missouri. i texted kels to let her know i safely arrived. why? because seriously, she's like my best buddy and contrary to what she may or may not think, she's stuck with me in one form or another until one of us dies. probably me. and probably me by her hands. either way, it'll be good times. so then we go out to eat after learning the rivers are low and that we can only float down a limited section of the rivers. we eat at this nice little place where you eat upstairs and this girl served us, she was pretty. i almost wanted to be gutsy and ask her for like, a phone number or email. whatever it is you kids do these days. problem is, eminence is a little racisty, apparently. and if she had the quality, i'd go nuts. one sided minds are awful. they ruin everything. so instead i do nothing. it was good chicken though. we drive around to the rivers ourselves and see that they are low. and while checking alley springs, we hear something walking up the hill beside us. the spring river is down a cliff on the other side. we look up and there's a fawn(baby deer :|). then we see another. then we see the mother. which is funny because on our way there, a deer was in the road. almost as if it wanted to be run over. so i thought the fawns were going "that's them, mommy!" and the deer was gonna hide in our car and ambush us when we got in. jurassic park style. but it didn't. so we go back to the cabin. we watch some tv, get ready for trip tomorrow, and watch more tv. we take time to catch fireflies. but not much. i also tried bungeeing the door open so cool air could get in. actually, i was bungeeing the door shut. but then the bungee let go and smacked me square on the head of my dong. and holy crap :| that really hurts. i was scared that it would make it sting when i pee. but all was well. anyway. tomorrow is my birthday. we're having hotdogs on the river and we have little tiny little debby cakes as my birthday cake. good times. strange. the speakers on this laptop appear to be dying badly. oh well. because i'm just gonna go to sleep and leave it at that. i will write more tomorrow. later.
june 27:
lolz so liek today is my 21st birthday. and since i don't drink, it doesn't matter. computer fried on my last time i tried typing this so now i'm lazy. got on a gross river surrounded by a horse trail which equals horse shit. water is springfed which means it was cold. i was the only person to swim in it. and i was scared i'd never see my penis again. which is why, when i did see it again when changing into dry clothes, i gave it celebratory fondles but nothing to get an erection from. caught one baby turtle. got a picture with it. it was cute ^____^ i kept passing turtles that i'd jump out of the boat for but couldn't because i'd tip it. the boat was very off balance. me and dad had fishing tournament. tied at 9. blah. had hot dogs on the shore. horse shit nearby. not bad. gross cupcakes for my bday cake. kept canoeing. got to the end at about 4. 5 was the latest pickup time. so we did good. lost my inhaler in the river. apparently keeping it in my pocket was a dumb idea. so after the trip, we rushed to wal mart before the pharmacy closed and got another one. they were JUST walking out the door and tyurning off the lights when we got there. they were very helpful and awesome. after that, we went back to town, eminence, population of 598 people... literally, and ate at a nice place called winfields. good burger. pretty girl working there. made me think about how i hold myself from getting remotely close to anyone except one person. like i don't wanna take the first step to get over someone, not rachel, and it's because i don't wanna get over this someone. she's the shit. and for some reason i feel like i'll betray her and myself if i ever get with anyone. very odd. i guess this is the girly part of this entry. even if i never get her, which i don't think i will, it doesn't matter. if it's as good as it gets, then it's as good as it gets. and i'm happy. so anyway, i get back here to the cabin and hang out. watch a little tv. and then i get a phone call. i don't know who the hell it is. but i start talking and figure out it's kelsey's friend ashley who decided to call me and harass me. i actualy have to say it was the highlight of the day. so i joked with her. jeannie or whatever seemed to hate me. and kelsey seemed insane as we all babbled on. very funny stuff. and now we're texting each other out of boredom lawl. but that's the basic bunch of the day. so ima leave this one as finished. laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaater.
june 29:
yep. skipped a day. i ended up watching everything is illuminated last night. i've had it burned for a long time. and after getting pissed at spirder solitaire, i gave up and watched the movie. so let's see if i can remember anything. yesterday and today, we ate at winfields. some of the cute girls were working yesterday. today was old women. but yesterday we floated a section of the river called the current river. good times. also i wanna mention that on the 27th, i think kelsey called me after i wrote this journal. we talked outside for a bit. nothing major. but awesome non-theless. she calls me loogey on the phone :{{{ anyways, we get in yesterday and the fishing was horrible. in fact, including today, my dad has won by having about 5 fish more than me. 13 to 17 or something like that. there was this group of people that we kept passing over and over. another pretty girl in their boat. and that causes me to do something totally awesome/boneheaded. we come up on them and they were stopped and climbing one of the cliffs to a good 5-10 meter drop into the water. the kids and the dads were jumping. the girls were jumping. all straight down. so what do i do? i butt in. i said i'd jump so i swam over, climbed up. no big deal. and then i went for it. i did a front flip and landed it real well into the water. made a loud slap from my arms but they felt no pain. everyone cheered me on saying that they could never do that. they also took a picture. they didn't know i was gonna do it. but they tried showing it to my dad and he just goes "nah i don't need to see it. he was just showing off." and this is true :| the girl was pretty. couldn't help myself. got to the end at two rivers, same place we got out at on the first trip and got some video footage while i eyeballed her. and by eyeball i mean stare. not like :| bang her with imagination. so she leaves. and we went toooooooooo orchard place for dinner. no big deal there . the waitress from before didn't have us.i wanna myspace people in eminence and see if anyone's on it. just for the hell of it. anyways, checked out the stars last night. so many. and watched everything is illuminated. excellent movie. very sad. so today, we wake up and eat at winfields again. old people. sadness. then go to the firetower where i recorded the entire climb to the top and then my dad being a chicken the whole way down. for once i was fine with heights. i hate ladders. he apparently hates fire towers. great view though. almost caught a fence lizard too :{ pretty lizards. so we go canoeing. crowded river today. not too bad. couple good looking girls. lots of scary looking people. this canoe run was a run from alley springs, to where we got in the first day which is eminence. short float. so it was freezing cold. and i did the unbelievable. while eating lunch, there were some big rocks out on the other side of the river. i wanted to get on one for some reason, disregarding the possibility of snakes, which were all over the river today. so i walk in and go straight forward without making a sound. it's hard not to scream when freezing cold water hits your nuts. but i kept going. and sure enough, i was on the rock. and it scared my parents. because they know how numbing the water is. so i sat on the rock with a pudding as other people passed by. then i swam back. fishing was equally crappy. and further down the river, dad got the idea that i should've acted like a turtle on the rock. becauise they always picks their heads up, then kick one or 2 of their feet a couple times before they decide to panic and hop in the water. so that would've been funny. near the end of the river, there was a large cliff where tons of innertubers were jumping. i would've gone but that was a LARGE group of people. besides, it was more fun to watch the pretty girls jump and hope their tops come off. very strange to say that but hey, it's true :| would've been funny, AND sexy. fexy. best of both worlds. but no tops came off. this big guy jumped and made a large slap. we were concerned. at the end, after getting everything ready for pickup, some canoers come by and the guy in front, splashes a guy in back. i assume he couldn't swim because he was about 18 and had a life jacket. blue shirt splashes life jacket guy. jacket guy splashes back. boat goes off course. boat gets stuck on log. front guy decides to hop out. boat tips. life jacket guy panics and swims to shore, in waist deep water, and is pissed off. so this girl in their group comes up and parks and takes pictures. and i stared at her. good times. and for those of you wondering why i'm so amorous, it's because i haven't masturbated in a long time so all that testosteron has built up. annnnd i'm sorry for those of you who don't wanna know that. but now you do. and the world might be a better place now because if it. or worse. but a better worse. so we come back, i shower, and here i am. writing this. i might write more if anything eventful happens between now and tonight. but we'll be leaving early to the airport tomorrow morning. and we should be home around friday evening. and i will do absolutely nothing. it's gonna feel soooo nice. but i gotta run for now. so i'll probably write more tonight. gotta go pay the bill and i love the doggy they have in that main office ^______^ laaaaaaater
june 29 part B:
welp. i think a couple nights ago, i squashed this small bug on my monitor and i have yet to get it off. so i keep seeing it. good times. anyway, went to winfields. someone drew an alien and wrote "live long and trosper". no one was as confused as me. i'm probably one of the few people in this town that gets it. anyways, one of the pretty girls was our waitress. my mom cut dinner a tad short because she suddenly felt a little gassy. poor toilet :{{... so we leave and i write in the guestbook(which is where the alien was drawn) "lolz great pizza again" and drew some stick figures then my email address to see if anyone would email me. i dunno why, but stuff like that is fun. also explained to my parents how i'd like to live in a very small town and not have to know anyone. basically that i wanted to be a hermit. however, i also mentioned that all that would depend on my family. and right now i haven't made my family yet nor decided if i should really go through with having one. living alone is looking better and better every day. they said i didn't wanna be the outsider that doesn't do anything with people in a small town. and i disagree.scare away anyone willing to betray me. those people may even betray me faster. doesn't matter. probably won't happen. i guess that was the highlight of the rest of the day. not much happened. strange though. i was thinking of an extremely goofy movie(the goofy movie sequel) and sure enough, after the float trip, it was on! creepy. telepathetic, baby! anyways, i'll be home tomorrow. probably around 430 florida time. my puppy will be so happy to seem me ^____^ and i can't wait to see her and hug her into a pulp. then i'll be posting this. maybe adding a little something about yesterday and that'll be one damn good post that hardly anyone will read. good times. anyways, missing everyone. lack of internet is a little unnerving. but i can live with it. i think i'll watch super troopers before i go to bed. good movie. anyways, see you around.