the universe hates me

Dec 31, 2008 01:02

please excuse the lousy typing.

in the past month I have had:

A really bad cold.

the coughing would not go away so I bought a vaporizor and managed to burn the crap out of my hand.

just s the burn had healed up enough that I could function, I caught the latest version of the stomach flu.

The puking and crapping managed to clear up after one day but, I was exhausted for the next several. Of course, I was still coughing during this time and managed to cough so hard that I cracked a rib.

I went to the doctor yesterday and got a perscrip[tion for vicodin and cough syrup. Today, I walked to work, slipped on some ice, and sprained my wrist and possibly my elbow as well.

I didn't bother going to the doctor. /I have drugs, ice, and an ace bandage.

my plan is to never leave the house again.
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