Doramad Radioactive Toothpaste
I didn't find any at the grocery store today. I did stock up on canned food, whiskey, and bitters. I already have enough coffee. I'm ready for the long winter.
After the chores were done for the day I went into the woods for a while. They were extra quite today. I think they knew I was there and were saying, "Not now. It's not time." I know when the time comes I'll be ready. I'll jump right in. What I really hate though, is being left in suspense. It reminds me of when I was growing up and the church ladies would tell me about the second coming of Christ. "We don't know when he'll come, but it'll be soon, and you should be ready."
Well I'm ready, but what's coming ain't Christ.