Yay for 3 hour phone convos.
Me: Where did all these condoms come from?! They're not mine!!!
Kevin: Maybe the condom fairy left them..
Me: is that anything like the tooth fairy?
Kevin: Yeah, I'm thinking about knocking out a tooth to get her to come..
Me: so you knock out a tooth and the fairy brings condoms? Or sex?
Kevin: Well, hopefully both.. but y'know. **sings** y'can't have one with out... the other.